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Abouthow do I commit?! I would like to make things that don't rot over time pls
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talking to AI and not talking to AI
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retoor is that you
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unlike other art forms, nobody looks at the code 😔
was a problem at my job, too. doesn't matter how good or maintainable, or the non existence of bugs, or speed. all that matters is management gets to feel good about themselves (which includes you never being a full person, because that would make them feel bad to consider that) -
he sounds like a great target to hack. would be funny
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duh
that's why they tell you the Marshmellow test means success in life, silly -
they should've just poisoned the water supply and called it a mistake. you do it instant instead of dragging it out and less work you have to do about people noticing
I'm sure there would've been stragglers but those stragglers would be few, so less power, less talents, less reach into associates into other parts of the world. you need less manpower and less political power to wipe out any of those undergrounders. bonus if you come in with a "saviour" group that just gets them all to come out of hiding and then you do another double tap -- Israel already does this so I don't have to explain the tactics
no one actually investigates homocides either. real life isn't like it is on tv
I really don't understand why the evil villains of the world are always so inefficient. subscribe for more genocide guides
(I mean, I'm kidding, Israel is actually just interviewing to become the new USA. so they're showcasing their technology to get hired by the shadow cabals) -
i'd ask the specific case where they found your communication to be lacking, otherwise I'll take it as baseless bitching just to fuck with you
you'd be surprised how often that happens. unless you know how to improve my situation, because I've made a clear mistake, your criticism is invalid. if you can't have done it better you're a naaarc just vying for power
... also my bf is the most selfless fucker ever. guess what people tell him. that he's selfish. if you attack someone's strength, they will always cave, because it's very clear they value that thing. it's horrific to them to not live up to their own standards. dark personalities will pick up on this and use it to manipulate people to do things, or to demean them if they're getting in the way of something -
ewwww porn
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this seems to be a torrent indexer
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the typical adage is to get the title then use the title to get the same title at another company, so
people and their safety of boxes and obvious signals -
i feel like there should be a twitter for pooper. surely this is a very relatable activity for many people. so many stress and autoimmune and metabolic disorders, or hell culinary delights and their consequences, that could bring the people of the world together
can you imagine telling your kids you met on the pooper. gandhi would be proud -
those are good
sometimes they're funny / wholesome, sometimes they're really mean though
make love, not war. come on guys
i do appreciate this modern new form of propaganda. I'm tired of whiney news articles. I wanna be entertained at least! -
... from the business perspective, you would actually _want_ for the customers to be able to accidentally order 120 pizzas. whether they intended to or not. Because either case you get business, and they have to pay because you had expenses fulfilling that business
(but this is all assuming you can even make 120 pizzas all in one go, which you probably can't. you'll mess up the logistics of the business giving them suddenly outlandish volume)
either case they'll have to wait for 120 pizzas though... if you have 100 customers all accidentally ordering 30% more pizzas than they intend, on a regular basis, that's just profit for you. as long as you can avoid the logistical nightmare (aka the drop in quality of service) of having to meet peak DDoS-like demand -
bahhhh
omnomnom grass -
reminds me of the internship project I got landed once. spaghetti mess of 3k lines where most features didn't work but I had to figure out how they meant for them to work. somehow managed to mostly fix it in 3 months. I was so exhausted I was sleeping immediately upon coming home
~~when they gave me my first pay cheque after hiring me from that internship I cried cuz it felt like an insult for the amount of work I had done lol. careened my mental health for another 6 months after that until JavaScript became easier for me to write than the English language tho~~ -
*overengineers in head, says nothing* are programmers even real tho
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and here I'm having 2 hour morning meetings when I'm the only dev and don't even talk in them...
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well a human is meant to manually copy what other humans did to understand the fundamentals to then effortlessly be able to use those fundamentals they learned to create new things
because everyone relies on AI, not to learn fundamentals but to avoid ever having to even cognize what the fundamentals could even be, all of human society will crawl to a halt yes
and we think we're smart somehow. as if
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you have no control over the updates to AI so even if you make it "work" it'll just stop working later. it's a losing game where you get nowhere, unlike in hard skills where humans learn cumulatively and exponentially because the fundamentals aren't always shifting sand under their feet
AI was designed for governments to be able to go through the ridiculous amounts of spy data they collected on all their citizens. I would surmise them "trying" to make it a commercial product is so they can just get access to more snooping data. the inaccuracy cost/benefit works only then -
@CaptainRant and roses, a flower with thorns, is the covetous loooove symbol
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isn't it beautiful
flourishing nature -
be intuitive, geeeez
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@whimsical eh I don't care about it I just like making cynical jokes about human hypocrisy
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and we say racism bad but prop up an ethno state war without even acknowledgement that that's what it is. moral west I guess. rules for thee but not for the politicians
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at that point use AI for vibe coding so he has to read AI slop and you don't have to read the codebase!
that's how those things work, right? right? -
we are but slaves
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@whimsical well they're paying you. all these guys do is give me more expensive drugs when i ask for the old drugs
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i don't like shaders
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@D-4got10-01 ah, and here I theorized polish people are made in the fires of mordor
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im trying to fix my sleeping schedule. I have such severe delayed phase sleep. when they put me on those psych meds my sleep magically fixed itself & became a normal person's. never in my entire life have I ever woken up or reacted even the slightest way to the sun. it was so effortless
was thinking about taking those pills again, since the sleep pattern lasted for 8 months after I stopped them. but they gave me different pills & then i actually looked into the mechanisms & it seems it's necessary for the pills to make me depressed for me to sleep that way. not worth the price
so now Im trying other ways to sleep like a normal person... sleep under 7 hours a day to create more sleep pressure, took an hour walk this morning. eating tons of food as soon as I wake up apparently should do it too. urgh
problem with delayed sleep isnt so much the schedule but cuz peak cognitive ability is before I have to sleep, so I cant start til it's late and I have to stop right away to sleep -
@whimsical ah I guess in the typical "model" sense she's beautiful but to me she looks like an alien lol
looking like that and working in marketing, and the manipulative way she talks, is a pretty consistent genetic niche of her lineage I guess
