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Abouthow do I commit?! I would like to make things that don't rot over time pls
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Skillsrust, javascript, (formerly) java spaces < tabs stop with the web frameworks, probably regex regex regex
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Didn't I already ask if rust at least doesn't bomb quietly like a program written in c does when unmanaged?
You know I had a significant learning curve thrown my way having to try to debug c/c++ code.
I can mostly read it but I've barely written anything in it
Have wrapped it 😀2 -
An important lesson I learned:
When upskilling yourself and taking notes, make sure you do it on your personal laptop because when the time of contract termination arises, you will have to sign a waiver that you can't keep any of the data you saved on company infrastructure (including cloud). And then you lose all your notes and possibly knowledge. lol.
I find this concept so annoying. Even in college they said that anything you write down is property of the university.9 -
Being asked to do a passthrough shader for an adult content media player.
Them selling it as it being like the fucking newest invention.
Bitches. I was doing that back in 2018.
Still, good money for literally 60 minutes work...3 -
I can't belieeeve that in some environments, developers are judged and rated by how they behave. I think they should be valued on skills, not on how 'cool' they project themselves as.15
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OperAtIoN NoT PerMitteD.
I'll chown it harder than the Gulf of Mexico.
Edit: remote storage very bad for many environment files. For blobs it's fine. -
what brothers me is the experience requirements like motherfucker, if I had all those years I'd be retired by now. you gov? wanna cut my pension is it?4
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Mojang/ Microsoft no longer understands semantic versioning??
They released a new update for Minecraft, 1.21.5 - but it:
- Adds new features
- Breaks backwards compatibility
Look at this. The left side of the screen was generated in 1.21.5, the right side was in 1.21.4 You can literally see the split down the middle where the trees generate differently because of the update.
This doesn't *matter* but it's just bothersome to me! Fuck you! I'll rant about whatever, no matter how small!20 -
Him: Hey your program doesn't work
Me: what's the error
Error: malformed data file
Me: where'd you get that data file?
Him: oh in this new place I saw
Me: that's not the correct data file for that command
Him: are you sure? This is more convenient for me
Me: the command needs the correct data from the correct source....1 -
Whatever your religion is, your god have been created itself by a sort of meta-god.
I call it supergod.7 -
I had to make a reverse-geocode Service in C#.
I made a new empty .cs file, copy-pasted the API OpenStreetMaps endpoint as a comment for reference
Pressed enter.
n BAM. Copilot (in Visual Studio) autosuggests the ENTIRETY of the class with accurate JSON-POCO conversion ._.
I dislike AI but can't deny its usefulness in this kinda manual work. I'd take this over some low-tier junior dev anyday9 -
Inspired by jestdotty's comment:
> *makes spooky JavaScript noises*
What would be a noise or sound that most accurately represents JS?
I‘ll start with two suggestions and we can vote for the most fitting one.12 -
CEO is blaming a frontend bug for a backend outage. The server simply did not scale with new active clients ))))))1
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Blowing shit up with lightning. This guy is hilarious.
https://youtube.com/watch/...
If he was a super hero he would be called Understatement Man.9 -
Dear HR,
You're so incompetent, had I followed your instructions I'd have broken the law and endangered my life.
Get fucked.
A.6 -
So let's settle the TAB vs SPACE debate once and for all. Loser have to leave town at down covered with feathers and tar.
From the era of typewritter, we inherited a key to bring the carriage to a specific column, aka INDENT. It's the tab key. Space key are there to separate WORDS.
Whoever use SPACE for tabulation/indentation is a fucking idiot. Just imagine this bafoon having to set his fancy jetbrainz IDE to do something that typewritters can do for 150 years, and then having to press backspace 4 time like a parkinsonian retard.
They are dangerous people who are probably anally raping cute kittenz as we speak.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...24 -
I've joined a team recently. its been about 4 months now. the damn testing framework changed more than 4 times now. and the environments to test, the necessary config changed a lot of number of times that is so fucking hard to keep up. If I ask a question, manager keeps saying that I should be knowing things by now (which I've never worked on). god damn, then atleast keep somethings fixed, or atleast write it up what got changed, and why it got changed. no one discusses shit, and assumes everyone should be knowing stuff without any communication.2
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So my wife picked up some gyro meat (double entendre?). Anyway, she forgot feta and pitas. So we substituted parmesan and tortillas. I said we are eating Grexican tonight. Not sure if parmesan is Italian or not. So maybe we are eating Grexican🤌 tonight.
My daughter had her gyro, but the tortilla had ripped a bit. She said she had the ripped burrito. I said the burrito must have been working out, because it was ripped.
It is kind of sad though. We had a really good gyro place in town. But the owner died and so did the business. There are no other gyro places. Not all gyro heros wear capes. RIP6 -
If you use space as indentation I hate you and I want to remove your nails one by one and then dip it in salt.
And then rape the salt.24 -
s3 storage sucks. Requires you to implement special stuff in software. The s3fs is a terrible thing not supporting many native file operations. For example, i can't cp * /to-target. It can't do nothing.
So, that was a short adventure. Now i found: https://interserver.net/r/1035270/ (affiliate link, why not). 3,- 1tb storage WITH complete vps. 1gb / 1 core but it does great as sshfs drive. It works so fast, i gonna host complete projects on it like https://devrant.molodetz.nl. sshfs drives really have the comfort of a native drive. Boarded just uploaded 600Mb to snek in two minutes. That movie was completely streamable in the snek web interface, you could comfortably click trough the video.
So, time to make a custom script to push all data from s3bucket (blegh!) to this beautiful drive.10 -
Holy shit! Just watched "Hardcore Henry". The most Cyberpunk thing I have ever seen. What a wild ride.
Warning, if you have issues with motion sickness then it is not recommended. I don't have issues, but some of the camera work really tested me.5