"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Went to my first hackathon back in the summer.

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

Preparing and practicing for my first programming competition! I'm nervous and excited..

I work for a well known media company that owns a premium stock trading platform and I'm one of the developer who contribute to that platform.

When I told this to my family, they think that I'm doing this:

father (1 month ago, btc price = $4000): no bitcoin for you! its gonna go down, people are randomly going to stop valuing it as a currency

father (now, btc price = $10000): you should've invested in bitcoin! with your own money! we could've been rich!

mother: please expand your interests, programming is not the only thing you should do

Well played google

Me watching Bitcoin price and regretting not investing in it