blessed - My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.” - devRant

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ThatPerlDeb

1654

7y

Git commit -m "wife wants me to come to bed"
31

Mitiko

6355

7y

@Bl00D4NGEL
git push origin master -f
7

Electrux

4300

7y

@Bl00D4NGEL I laughed much at that 😂😂😂😂😂
9

brunofontes

2064

7y

It would be interesting a wife asking the husband to commit and come to bed to stage and unstage until commit.

But not git push, not again.
2

nicknep007

540

7y

I am so telling my gf about this haha
2

Cyanide

13800

7y

A keeper.
18

Buggz

621

7y

@Bl00D4NGEL I tend to use "/afk Saving marriage" in online games.
2

-ANGRY-STUDENT-

13900

7y

++
2

ThatPerlDeb

1654

7y

@Buggz that's a good one!😂
1

CallbackHell

3018

7y

You kept the keeper. ++
2

Joevanne

1132

7y

Wake up and push please
2

navster95

496

7y

What about push and pull?
1

krazycavin

428

7y

It's time to "release" 😂
2

ZaLiTHkA

845

7y

And this is why I love the web... (:
1

PonySlaystation

21631

7y

Marry her! (a second time) 😉
5

gosubinit

4127

7y

git commit -m "..."
git push origin master

....

git pull
git push
pull
push
pull
push
pull
push
2

gitpush

32417

7y

@gosubinit you made an alias for git push as push and git pull as pull, how smart :3 :P
4

GeaRSiX

647

7y

Sounds like a good woman to COMMIT yourself to.
3

nachocode

6456

7y

Wait until she uses git blame
1

devJoe

2716

7y

Don't forget to fork too
0

Fabian

1130

6y

What if it doesn't compile? Then you shouldn't commit.
0

VirtualBooth

1

4y

Push and forget about everything.

Your wife is waiting on you ;)

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