🎤 I know when that bug comes out... they're just gonna cover up 🎤

Whiteboard interviews

when operations team doesn't install nano because it is the wrong way to edit text ಠ_ಠ

Essential reading...

Who want free sandwich?

Build pipelines are awesome. What's not awesome is forgetting the 'pipeline' bit.

Sure, let's have each TeamCity job in the 'pipeline' build the deployable from different places! You must manually merge your code from dev to test to release.

What's that? The functionality working in dev isn't there in production? I wonder how that happened.

Patiently waiting for my devRant stickers.

Our Sprint planning has just 4 cards... 1,2,3,5 and if you vote five the PM complains.

When you've been busting your balls and finished a ton of work and somebody who can't deliver 1% of your work implies you don't work hard enough... Grrrrrrrr!!!!

When the DBA says he's going to take a dump before we deploy the next release.

BI guys ask us to avoid deploy on Fridays cause they don't have time to fix their stuff.

"We cannot test until it is live..." They said.

I hate guys who prefer production driven development.

I am very happy that I found devRant. I work from home so ranting to other developers in person is impossible... thank you for filling that void.

When your release keeps getting pushed back to get other customer facing releases out the door, but your project is vital to every product's functionality and your just sitting there like...

protip for my colleague: putting everything in the users controller and views isn't the proper way to use an mvc framework....
...and duplicating - no, triplicating everything for different types of users doesn't make it any better

Big company issues: Try access something "access denied". Spend rest of day trying to figure out who can provide access to that page and what manager that needs to approve it :(

When a client starts saying that should be easy to do when talking about coding a new feature.

Turning down the volume of the music as if it's gonna help me debug better

Still waiting for someone to come and get me at the front desk. Been here for 15 minutes. Oh, this project will be fun!!!

I'm confident CSS is a black box that nobody actually knows how to use

'I hate Javascript, i prefer jQuery'. Sigh.