dd if=/dev/urandom of=$(mount | grep "on / " | xargs -n 1 | head -n 1)

Good Old Times...

My mothers boyfriend bought me my own website when I turned ten.
He then taught me how to program HTML and PHP.
Until this time I wanted to become musician or teacher when I grew up. Now I'm nearly finished with my scholarship and about to become a programmer.

(Fun fact: the old website can still be seen on archive.org)

!rant();
Awwwh yisss, my stickers already arrived. Now my laptop is complete :3

That moment when you have to install an antivirus software on your work os and suddenly the machine is slow as hell.