"You need a website, why not do it yourself?"
NO FUCK YOU WIX. I HAVE DONE IT MYSELF AND I BET YOU USE WEEBLYS WEBSITE BUILDER FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING HOME PAGE. YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL DO IT MYSELF.

*opens code.org*

Prof: Okay guys, i need a flash drive to put a copy of your next project.

Me: *pulls out a flash drive and sho-..*

Prof: except you, I dont trust you.

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

Just learned new skills...

About sums up my day.

Get it

My dog gave me some new debug buddies :D

Off work like...

Programming is thinking 💭 not typing ⌨️

Creepy..... WTF

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

Random : Hey you're a programmer right?

Me : Yeah? *excited about possibilities*

Random : I am having troubles installing a game I downloaded. I've been trying for three weeks now.

Me : *sigh* OK, I'll have a look, but I can't guarantee I'll get it right.

*Spend about 10 seconds installing game.*

Random : How did you do that?

Me : I read the error message, it was pointing to the wrong file.

Random : You are a god man *calls wife* come look at this genius. *calls daughter* look at that *calls dog* this guy is so amazing.

I also now avoid Random, he had three hard drives, each with a different version of Windows installed, he totally screwed his bios, he admitted not having put thermal paste on his cpu. And he asked me to fix all of this whenever I have time.

I am not your computer fixer guy. Take It to the shop.

Sometimes devCat gets confused and thinks he should be on my lap instead of my computer.

hahaha 😁

Me typing
git rebase --help
GF: What!? Oh... nevermind it says rebase. I thought it said rebae.
Me: What?
GF: I'm the only bae you need in your life!
Me: ... This is going on devrant.

Amen :p

Driver: "Where to?"
Me: "192.168.1.1"

When you get a little confused

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

When my friend said the note 7 is the bomb, I didn't know he meant it literally.

For everyone, who uses any IntelliJ based IDE: Ctrl + Click on a method or variable, you will see all uses of that var or method. If you are clicking a usage of it you will jump to the method reference, even from libraries or for example from the Java runtime library.

Back end

Wanting to build a chair, building a hammer first, noticing that hammers already existe but it's too late.

I just bought a new external hard drive and WD release the new series. FML ....

😂😂😂😂😂

Booted up my Windows VM today. I was nearly able to read an email before this happened.

Some things never change...

What happends when you leave your computer alone:
> sudo rm -rf /

P.D. If you don't what this command do look for it in google before running it on a linux system

Credits: @chaos.reigns_ on instagram.

Anybody have a pet that specializes in pair programming?

Meh could be worst could be Vista