So, I've posted a question on StackOverflow. I was curious about better (in terms of performance and cleaner code) ways to solve a problem. And a fckn dickhead added a comment like this: Why worry about performance?

Client: Only an question: do you have a service to optimize my php skripts ?
Me: What kind of script are you referring and what kind of framework?
Client: Yes

Oh boy, I just made a class with 5 methods and 10111 lines.

I'm "proud" of myself

(It's kind of an autogenerated class for, but nah...)

Oh yeah. I just bought my first car and I'm more nervous about this than deploying at Friday 5 pm

To the dev who wrote this piece of shit:

Please, stop writing code, NOW!

The world must burn. Emojis as CSS selectors.

Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/ashesja/...

!rant

A snippet from the official W3C service worker documentation:

"This avoids the problem of two versions of a site running at the same time, in different tabs. Our current strategy for this is “cross fingers, hope it doesn’t happen”."

https://github.com/w3c/...

because why not

Dear Prestashop developers, f**k YOU!

I already hate this shitfuck what you call the best open source e-commerce solution, but your module validation technique sucks.

They use tons of useless rules, but the last addition was the last drop: they force you to use the old (and long) array declaration.

So now I have 500 new errors in this fucking module.

Why the fuck do you want me to force an old syntax?

A clients response to a website quote

Celebrating my devRant stickers

Late night work

I'm a junior programmer at a small company with mostly web dev. I had a C# project and before the deadline I granted access to the project repository one of my boss/senior coder. Several hours later I got an email with the whole project zipped and a note: I made some modifications, check it out.

Why someone doesn't want to use some kind of version control system?