Intellij's touch bar support fucking sucks man.

"We don't have enough time"

Well, time is relative I might be travelling close to speed of light right now while having this meeting. No? You don't know that my camera is off.

Pet peeve: unnecessary null checks.

Commit message: :wq ::::wq :wq :wq

I'm turning 30 soon. Is it still ok to smile a bit when someone mistypes public as pubic?

git stash poop

3-word horror story:
UPDATE without WHERE

Jest - painless javascript unit testing

"pAinLesS jAvsCriPt uNiT tEsTinG"

Terminate batch job? (Y/N): N

*terminates batch job*

Watching tiktok while waiting for the monolith's build.

Deleting code is so therapeutic. Right?

Always feels cringy when this colleague of mine calls the devs of their application as "<insert_application_name> champions". Like champions of what? Champions of production rollback?

23 joins in one SQL query, aliased from a to t kill me now.

15 mins after finding out a critical bug (we are releasing 3 days from now)

Me: Have u found the root cause of the bug?
Teammate: Yes
Me: So, are we fucked?
Teammate: Teammate is typing...
Me:
*Closes chat window*
*Locks the computer*
*Flies back to home country*

This is the sauce. This is the sauce code.

*Tells people I don't have a religion and I'm a free thinker*
*Refuses to use 666 in my unit tests because I am not letting satan to possess my unit tests*

How I discovered devrant -> I googled "wow intellij is so fucking slow i cant believe it"