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JavaScript, SQL, HTML, CSS

Joined devRant on 4/14/2016

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After 2 months of changes the pm finally landed on the solution that the Dev team proposed at the start of the project.

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I mentioned on a cv about 10 years ago that I had maintained a website built on php. This CV is no longer in circulation and hasn't been for about 9.5 years, I'm still getting message from recruiters about php roles

Fml

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LinkedIn messages from recruiters saying I'm the perfect fit for a job that requires 3 languages I've never worked with 🙄

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When you spend 2 hours brainstorming with your overly-opinionated co-worker before starting work on a feature and their opinion is completely different when your PR goes out. Worse than clients...

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Any good developer has read this.

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When your dev's copy and paste code and don't bother changing the (completely irrelevant and misleading) variable names.

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Apparently my boss doesn't think implementing Clippy.js as an April's Fool joke on our clients 6million euro per year webshop is "valuable use of development time".

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I don't do rush tasks before non-rush tasks. I do rushiest tasks before the rushier tasks before the rush tasks.

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😣 image sliders on mobile!

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When you see some code you wrote a few years ago:

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I HAS A VAR ITZ 12 BTW VAR = 12

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