I swear to god I saw someone writing code in Arial font today at my university 🙀

First time I saw an IDE full of code, I was excited AF and wanted to become a programmer. Now when I showed my dad Xcode, he wasn’t excited at all. But he thinks I do some advanced tech stuff.

In a conversation about which editor to use to edit pod file, this guy said nano.

I thought what a great idea to piss off both vim and emacs people in a single shot 😂

Can anyone point me to Android tutorials/resources using Kotlin? ( I don't know Java... Coming from iOS background)

Pushed the code without compiling. We weren't generating builds before merging the code back then. It was so embarrassing

Is buying a refurbished MacBook worth the discount? Any significant risks involved?

Arrrrgh Fuck this shit. I thought debugging someone's code was fucked up. I was wrong, try debugging someone's unit tests.... Absolute nightmare

The jobs section in stackoverflow pages

Sometimes I'm so overconfident that I don't test some parts of the code I write and then curse myself when QE finds a bug

Fuck you XCode. You ruined my day

The cringeworthy moment when you approve a pull request and a teammate starts suggesting a ton of changes :/

Dad : My WhatsApp has an issue and you're a software engineer. Fix it
Me : Looks like a Android bug...can't do anything.
Dad : Come with me, this guy at the shop around the corner who does prepaid talk time recharge will fix it... learn from him
Me : facepalm , gotta kill that guy

Can someone tell these Pluralsight authors to slow the fuck down!? For Fuck Sake, it's not a typing contest