That's the universe telling you to get of the grid, move to a forest and bs barter with the local tribes for a living

Apocalypse in 3 2 ...

I did that just yesterday

I know where mr J F Woods lives

*lived
🤫

Thats what she said

@djsumdog problem isn't diversity problem is the long ass emails that don't get to the fucking point. imagine being new to the company you don't know, what the fuck is going on, every morning your inbox is filled with 15-20 of these shitty emails out of which 2-3 could be super important so you have to decipher these hieroglyphs of emails GAAAAH ITS FRUSTRATING AS FUCK

@Demolishun well they better succeed this time

@rEaL-jAsE its so fake every stand up one attempt at a empty conversation will be made by the manager failure to comply will result in the said manager loosing his shit.

@UnicornPoo the way the world is i don't need it.

That is how scrum begins here on Mondays

My shit. Constipated as fuck.
My workload. Jira also constipated as fuck.

Why happy indeed

@Demolishun ayoo india mei cows eat plastic.

EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, RISE ABOVE THE REST... to hear the rest of the motivational speech subscribe to our premium membership charges $2.99 per month

The usual sound tracks like

"The meeting before the scrum call"
"Scrum call"
"The meeting after the scrum call"

Sometimes i even listen to
"Debugging server issue with system admin while his entire family makes noise around him"

Shitty with a sprinkle of trust issues

.

This looks like an potential episode for ceaser Milan.

Oops... I dropped my comment

Mine doesn't. He just says "it's done when it's done" he's cool though.

... "that's it Morty you have to let them fuck you in the ass Morty !! That's the only way we can get out of this shit!!" said Rick...

...the interns who spilled the penut butter are now Gods of the new world...

*goes back to office and forgets how to hold a fart in *

@iamai ...the coffee machine became sentient and sshed into prod server...

@iamai so you actually thought about doing it? Noice 👍

...For the sweet release of death...

Obviously at gun point.

@Carbon-Monoxide a few years ago my friend told me entire java is dead move to python. So I laughed at him. Coz both of is were sitting in a java class that we had paid for when that happened.

yeah, you forgot the more common
OCTBCBTIANS rule.

You open the docs for that method and it says "prints hello world"