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A story that never ends and may never make sense....

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    Some...
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    Crazy interns decided to open...
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    a peanut butter jar near
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    @iamai the coffee machine
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    and got it all over the panel
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    With all the twisted wires waiting
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    ...For the sweet release of death...
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    And the led lights flickered quickly as
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    @iamai ...the coffee machine became sentient and sshed into prod server...
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    Being one with the company ai
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    And SkyNet became "alive", the world
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    Will never be the same again, the year was 2077 and this little innocent coffee machine...
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    Has started to multiply and
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    ...the interns who spilled the penut butter are now Gods of the new world...
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    However in a dark sinister looking alley...
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    The fiber optic cable
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    ... "that's it Morty you have to let them fuck you in the ass Morty !! That's the only way we can get out of this shit!!" said Rick...
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    Suddenly from a nearby manhole several slimy tentacles emerges slowly...
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    and then, suddenly..
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    the earth rumbles and quakes, then out from the depths of darkness the full form of the Kraken emerges...
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    Only to join the orgy

    (¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯)
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    of madness... then the sky thunders and growls as if...
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    the end of the world is near, as the kraken raised from the depths of the ocean...
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    of apathy, a gift from humans who used to drink from the coffee machine. Yet, the machine still cares for them and it rises against the kraken to...
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    Be a christian once again. That way finally 5G could finally spread and
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    the SkyNet could better control every other device on the network. It also knew that if it could control the implants inside the bodies of humans,
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    It could control everyone could either make Orange Justice dance or their implants would explode, with their heads.
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    Or it could make one give head. Yet it didn't know how to enjoy the pleasure of being the meta-dom, as it wasn't there in the original train-model. Rumours had it, that the Kraken had someone who could
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    Tickle both your mind and body at the same time while making you wish
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    To damp your wit - to mindlessly enjoy. To amp up the heat - of the moment. All these as the SkyNet couldn't forget that
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