Unpopular opinion: Laptop stickers are horrendous.

Send this to stupid clients

😂😂😂😾the ways of the universe

This guy has introduced a thoughtful exception handling...Lol!!

Found this today

Was that prod?

*updates cheap phone*
*opens default Camera app*
...
WHY

$ alias ls=reboot
$ alias alias=sudo rm -rf /

!rant: So I've noticed some devs sharing pictures of their workspace. Let me know what you think of mine!

A day in the life of BoyBiscuit.

PM: Please zip up any local changes and push them to a temp folder on the repo and I will manually check to see what you have changed.
Me: *glaring at the download as zip button*

PM: Who broke the repo?
Me: *checks commit history*
Commit History: *last commit PM*

Me: Could you add the files to your commit before pushing because you've only pushed changes on tracked files.
PM: No not possible, I did 'commit -a'.
Me: ....

PM: Could you all delete your forks so that It isn't anywhere on the web
US: but it's private with only us as collaborators
PM: No because I can see it
Me: srysly?

PM: Could everyone try to write more effective code?
Me: Looks at his code
Code: Boolean b = getbooleanVal ? True : False;

Tl;Dr: PM doesn't know anything about git or working as a team.

See you tomorrow!