I squatted with progressive weights starting from just the bar itself. 5x5. Now I can't fucking walk. Stairs are now scary. Please send help.

https://snek.molodetz.nl/

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Top 1% developer with 15 years of experience, ladies and gentlemen.

AI leaders, AI politicians. No greed, no bribery, no personal-gain just do what's logical and good for humanity. If laws were contracts and absolute, perhaps that's a good dystopia.

Things to do simultaneously:

- Take off your shirt
- Get your weiner out (better if it's big)
- Listen to Seven Nation Army (https://youtube.com/watch/...)
- Do the Hitler Salute
- Start Jamming
- Fuck a girl
- Smoke cigarettes

Classic Thursday Afternoon.

I want to work so hard so I can become madogiwazoku someday.

Is it year 2025?

Wrong, it's still year 2000 in Japan.

People need to die entirely and start over, but they don't die. Need to create cancer in here honestly.

Look at this modern website.
https://www.yahoo.co.jp/

504 Gateway Time-out

Motherfucking dogshit php websites made by Japanese cunts.

Fuck you.

Do you think people are inherently good or bad?

1. English:
Hello, how are you?

Perfection...
There is a very good reason why the Internet is written in English and not Chinese.

2. Spanish:
Hola, ¿cómo estás?

Funny ass language. Beautiful women tho.

3. Chinese (Simplified):
你好，你怎么样？
(Nǐ hǎo, nǐ zěnme yàng?)

Ugly, disgusting and retarded. Honestly, you could create letters and then use the letters for words. Instead of creating new letter for every new word. You could really see they didn't really think this through. It started with simple characters, 一二三人. Then they hit scaling problem pretty quick. The problem is that they still use this ancient letters.

4. Japanese:
こんにちは、お元気ですか？
(Konnichiwa, ogenki desu ka?)

Actually, looks and sounds beautiful. But they still use the fucking Chinese letters.
I guess it's not as bad.

5. Korean:
안녕하세요, 어떻게 지내세요?
(Annyeonghaseyo, eotteoke jinaeseyo?)

Cute. Extra points for getting rid of Chinese letters from their system.

6. Russian:
Привет, как дела?
(Privet, kak dela?)

Great, but fucking hard ass language.

7. Arabic:
مرحبًا، كيف حالك؟
(Marhaban, kayfa halak?)

Can't comprehend shit.

8. Hindi:
नमस्ते, कैसे हो?
(Namaste, kaise ho?)

I'll be honest. It looks cool.

9. Greek:
Γειά σας, πώς είστε;
(Yia sas, pos iste?)

Chad as fuck. But still looks ugly.

10. Hebrew:
שלום, מה שלומך?
(Shalom, ma shlomcha?)

Looks cool, like YuGiOh n shit.

11. Thai:
สวัสดี, สบายดีไหม?
(Sawasdee, sabai dee mai?)

Crazy, it looks exactly as it sounds. Ding dong ping diong.

12. Vietnamese:
Xin chào, bạn khỏe không?
(Xin chào, bạn khỏe không?)

Their Guerrilla warfare was genius. The language is fucking shit tho.

13. Tamil:
வணக்கம், எப்படி இருக்கீர்கள்?
(Vaṇakkam, eppaṭi irukkīrkaḷ?)

Adding this to UNICODE is a disrespectful.

14. Bengali:
হ্যালো, আপনি কেমন আছেন?
(Hyālō, āpni kēmōn āchēn?)

Cool awesome.

15. Punjabi:
ਹੈਲੋ, ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਹੋ?
(Hello, tusīṁ kivēṁ hō?)

Cool.

16. Turkish:
Merhaba, nasılsınız?

17. Polish:
Cześć, jak się masz?

Sounds like retool. Yikes.

18. Swahili:
Habari, hujambo?

19. Ukrainian:
Привіт, як справи?
(Pryvit, yak spravy?)

Just speak Russian. Fuck this sublanguage.

20. Georgian:
გამარჯობა, როგორ ხარ?
(Gamarjoba, rogor khar?)

Emm.

Having a job is really cool. Cooler if it's high paying.

But how many of you have the balls to create your own companies and just have a fucking go at it.

Even if it fails, I'd respect you.

CEO is the most important job, even if you don't agree.

Your job is easier than CEO, you do what you're told, everything has a specification.

Remove Jews from planet Earth but it will start healing from all the damage of Jewish greed.

Adolph Hitler tried to save the world.

Wish Russia and China just nukes Israel flat, and we kill every single Jew on this planet.

Good riddance.

retoor's a ____ _____

Sid teaches us the importance of mother's love. Because motherless child grows up to be a spiteful, butthurt person like Sid.

retoor teaches us the importance of father's love. You get the idea.

devRant discord server.

Everyone are admins. No one gets banned, racism and profanity, truth are allowed.

https://discord.gg/KmN64WM8Bk

@retoor

Let's talk baby

The entire world is a mirror, reflecting who you are.

Let's say fuck pajeets while we're at it

I went to a girls bar the other day. I spent 40 minutes talking to a cute girl.

It cost 6000 yen, around $40 usd.

I am a loser.

I also envy nice cars. They're probably not THAT expensive in JAPAN, but still.

My favourite car is Jeep Wrangler.

That thing is probably not a good car long term wise because American engines have planned obsolescence compared to German engines.

But oh well.

I need to change my habits, change my mindset, change my books and become something better.

I'll start by growing out my hair.

I made fun of that guy's long hair, the guy on devrant with red background, fuck I can't remember his name, but I admire his hair now.

gnorance is bliss.

I found so many bugs and errors in the codebase... But after refactoring them, was the pain and suffering worth it? No. ..

I guess, I didn’t have to fix them in the first place.

Interestingly, this had me wondering.

Does a project with perfect code actually exist?

I'm good with whatever at this point, I started to not care at all. I'm happier than ever.

Never get attached to any project, guys...

Always weight the work and reward.

food, water, shelter, sex

what the fuck else do you need?

everything else is just brainwashing and marketing.

Companies/people who store passwords in plaintext disgust me.

Use long strong random passwords kids. Never use the same password elsewhere.

Happiness is a choice

What the fuck is stopping you from living your wildest dream?

Do you think men who have PhD in Psychology abused their knowledge to sleep with women

How to survive another year at a company you hate working for and people you hate working with?

B.C = Before Christ

yet, Jesus Christ was born 4 BC,

Fuck you.

Europeans are retarded.

Bible states that God created Adam and Eve, but why do we have evidence of human existence before Bible itself

If God created everything why did he create cockroaches?

Thanks to that creation now we have Sid...

If you start your own company today,

what product/services would you make?

Batman will never work in real life.

Like there is only one batmanand only one gordon. (Yeah robins and batgirls and batwoman, max 5? but they always go together)

What happens if crimes happen simultaneously? Like 10 crimes at the same time? It's a big city.

Then one manning doesn't work.

you need at least 50 batmans and entire corporation of gordons.

But entire Batman's story is stupid. It's an economic problem. Fix the economy and you will get less crimes.

To whom it may concern,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
Sid the Paj Fuk