Have you guys regretted not having sex with a college hottie you met at bar because you didn't carry a condom?

I like coming up with novel passive agressive ways to say fuck you.

Every year my work sends out a "mental health awareness week" email including some "useful resources" and the biggest problem for my mental health is those assholes.

Tomorrow I'll get the contract for a new job \o/

Why do you give yourself a clean shave?

I don’t get it, men look so much better with facial hair

devRanters, are you still here?

Since, sadly, it's not possible to post images anymore and the founders unfortunately aren't addressing the issue (unless I missed something, let me know), I'm thinking about implementing an integrated external image uploader in devRant UWP client (if you don't know, I made a client for devRant in 2016 you can still download from the Microsoft Store on Windows 10/11), integrated as link for official clients, loaded as image in my client.
It won't resolve the issue on mobile (other than seeing the link to the image), unless you're using a Windows Phone in 2025!, but at least you could potentially see images on Windows (for rants posted using my client).

Let me know what do you think. If there are any devRant UWP users still here... lol

How can so many people be shit at their job, and all in one company?

I’m actually happy I just came here to take a look at old rants. I wish I knew better times were coming for me and I would’ve taken it easy.
Don’t lose hope everyone, survive!

Running a special today. My performance at work will be 40% off

https://youtube.com/watch/...

CANT STOP LAUGHING

Started reading during meetings. The description of `elegance` vs `marketable` in "Hacking: The art of exploitation" hits home. Probably also why I hate the client work I need to do so much right now as well, there is nothing elegant about react

Thanks for the recommendation @retoor

Wait, am I actually meant to read the code in your review? I just skimmed it and hoped it works. I also think you're an idiot so I accept these are conflicting positions to hold.

reminding myself to calm the fuck down and just get this damn huge-ass feature implemented in this messy as fuck code base which is triggering me so badly.

So many meetings, how could one be lonely

One of our products we are supporting is selling so well. After 3 years, we are averaging 6 installs per month lmao

Laura Les > Grimes.

White people decided to rename female circumcision, a traditional practice that takes place among Khoisan, Nyakyusa and Khoekhoe people, to “female genital mutilation”.

The amount of suffering that white people caused to the Africans is immeasurable. And now, white people decide to export their “culture” to Africa, and to tell African women what they can and cannot do to their own private parts? For those of you who don’t know, it’s women circumcising other women.

Can whites just fuck off for once? Let African people write their own laws on their land, and practice their own culture.

If they choose to go to your country, that’s a different story. But as long as they practice their culture among themselves on their own land, fuck off!

If i make enough money, i would feed the people, probably direct them to a purpose, i am sick of the imbalance, injustice 😢

Someone should make a PewDiePie distro called Pewnix

draft a ticket 3-4 months ago, try rereading and don't remember anything

See you all when you run out of repeat things to say

Okay, fine, I admit it! Not only do I sniff packets, I sniff panties, as well!! There, are you satisfied you sick bastards!? 😤

Wasting an hour reading a book with the wrong title today.

What if we brought back judging books by their covers?

power outage

I wonder if I post every time how many it will be

especially with green power political stuff going on these days this could be a funny bingo game

imagine "dumb" tech still having mics, recording everything and scanning wifi for unprotected networks to gain internet access and upload it

I can’t seem to comprehend why I can’t comprehend modern Frontend approaches. I think I’ll just stick with the backend side of things and go deeper instead. Nice try react 💙

turns out Battlestar Galactica was a meta documentary

So fucking exhausting when you have to change many things in a codebase in a repetitive manner with search and replace and it's not worth the time to write a rool to automate it. One of those special cases where you wish search and replace would support some kind of templating or be variable depending on the search result

i think this companys coffee is sus. they put some shit in it. every time i drink it in an hour i feel very high urge to take a MASSIVE SHIT. BIG SHITS TURDS coming outside of my asshole. i cant be shitting so much i need to work!

just spent a good three days of my week off trying to figure out how to containerize a couple of services. nothing crazy, two frontends communicating with the same backend and then having it all be handled via a nginx reverse proxy.

i cannot overstate how much i do not like docker at this moment in time. it seems like every time i run into a solved issue for any underlying technology, docker *requires* you to figure out some workaround to do it differently. obviously my use case isn't exactly the docker use case (i am NEVER going to redeploy these services anywhere else and i will only ever develop locally and run remotely) but i cannot imagine myself keeping sane trying to configure this for anything larger. things just don't make sense in my brain here.