When you get pulled into a co-workers project before Christmas and then he takes holidays forcing you to do overtime to finish his project... that's just great

*git push*

"There are 27 unresolved merge conflicts"

As a computer science graduate, I'm still trying to convince the people around me that I'm not a computer engineer.

New prank:

Alias 'whoami' in system wide bashrc to 'echo "I am Groot"'.

really?

git commit -m "some changes nothing big..."

You know you have hired a Python programmer do Java when .....

Setup Wizard

Project manager(noun) - an individual who believes nine women can deliver a baby in one month .

Designer x Developer gif

coffee Into Code

Things I need for the office

A group of ten top software engineers is sent to a class for aspiring managers. The teacher walks in and asks this question:

"You work for a software company which develops avionics (software that controls the instruments of an airplane). One day you are taking a business trip. As you get on the plane you see a plaque that says this plane is using a beta of the software your team developed. Who would get off?"

Nine developers raised their hands. The teacher looked at the tenth and asked, "Why would you stay on?"

The tenth said, "if my team wrote the software, the plane would not get off the ground, much less crash."

Computer scientist student:

Mom : Shut down the computer and start studying.
Me: Moooom I am studying.

Professor: "Vim is all you'll need in life."
Me:

When this happens...

how do you migrate to production so fast?

A guy is sitting at a bar when the guy next to him lights up a cigarette. Horrified, the guy turns to him and says "hey! Don't you know the surgeon general warns that cigarettes can cause cancer!?" The guy next to him replies "I'm a software developer, I don't care about warnings. Only errors"

when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not