Working with at a web dev job with a guy who is a really great programmer, the problem I have is I'm dyslexic and remember code is pretty hard for me but when I get in the flow I can do things. Him on the other hand is a machine, reads something and can implement it immediately. Do you guys have any tips on how to do better? I don't want to look like a complete noon.

The reason people never leave a Linux distro is because they spent so much time setting it up their minds are just mentally exhausted to ever think of doing it again.

Top tip
Don't use two text editors at once.

I genuinely start off with good intentions for the client by trying to create a simple responsive website for them. What they want on the other hand is fancy images.

Been waiting for the week you ran out of ideas

School and YouTube

I like PHP and I develop on Windows 10.

And I have a light theme on my text editor.

I hit 200++ on a rant. I sent the email to @dfox but I forgot to add my address 😫. It's against the rules to send double emails. I'm screwed. Please forgive me @dfox 😥😥😧😨😭

Dave you're a piece of shit

I have 5 <br/> tags one after the other on a deployed site.

was at a hackathon, had to write an app that sent current location to emergency contact. hard coded the location of where the hackathon was taking place and one of the members phone numbers. we came second

I write some truly atrocious code sometimes

very supportive

I'd just like to thank the developers on the pornhub site for their amazing work.

I have a shitty internet connection that cuts off every ten seconds and reconnects after 30 seconds. I was searching for a particular channel when my connection cut off just as I wrote 'fake' when it reconnected 30 seconds later, the search autocompleted itself. thank you very much you amazing programmers.

your mum

I have really slow internet, thought the avatars were random colors given out by the devgods

while working on a website, I left a line of php code that echo's 'it fucking works' when a call is successfully made to the server. Two weeks later it hits me while I'm in bed that I never removed that line.

when a devrant api is finally released, could you please name it rantApi?

who pops open a 500ml can of energy drink at 01:00 am because we have 3 websites to deliver on Thursday? We do 😎

FUCKING CSS!

Time flies,

when your code doesn't work.

Never read any github tutorial. Decide to wing it, create repo, make 10 changes. Check progress, Where are my old files 😭