What language do you hate the most and why is it Java?

"Hey! Could you help me debug this issue? So yeah, it's blah blah bl... oh wait, got it!" - Everytime.

When you are a CS major/part time developer and your uncle gives you a swiss army knife as a present "so if you have to fix computers you have the screwdriver ready"

Yay weekend let's have some fun, until client calls, blah blah blah client somehow managed to fuck his CMS up

A programmer comes home from work. The spouse says, "Could you run to the store for me? Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen". He goes to the store and comes back with 13 gallons of milk.

buyMilk()
if (eggs) {
for (var i = 0; i < 12; i++) {
buyMilk()
}
}

Programming python requires to have a snake as a pet.

we have all been here on one side or the other...

Thank you Stack

I'm just realizing recruiters are willing to buy you lunch. New goal: eat for free every Friday until the new year...

OH: Can you un-pdf this for me?

who r u? ;)

knock knock
race condition
who is there?

Resolving huge merge conflicts...