Apt is savage: "Signature by key 33BDD78F1D3956B52D014458F603F0D99C2EC4C39D uses weak digest algorithm (SHA1), SHA1 is weak, it's bloodline is weak, and it will not survive the winter."

Writing a paper in Microsoft Word and I can't stop pressing esc then :w when wanting to save,or :wq when wanting to save and quit, or :q! when wanting to rage and quit.

I love it when someone wants you to troubleshoot an issue but will not give you a test user account to test with. So you have to sit with a user or talk with them over the phone while you troubleshoot. I'm literally elbows deep in the code and database, but you won't give me an account for security reasons. Ok, that makes complete sense.

Preparing for software engineering interviews. No one told me I had to remember everything from my undergrad.

"If you design something to be idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot."

Fellow programmer: "You know the get part is not required in apt-get now, right?"

Yes...and I don't care.

I have just realized the music that was playing in my headphones stopped a long time ago and I've just been sitting here in silence with my headphones on listening to absolutely nothing.

What do you mean "apt-git: command not found"!? Oh wait...

...Time to take a break

Can't change my desktop background. Looks like I need to reformat.

Me: Complains about lack of community and documentation for Groovy/Grails.

Also Me: Doesn't contribute to community or documentation for Groovy/Grails.

I actually prefer Ubuntu Unity over Gnome...but I'm afraid of the Linux inquisition.

Why do I develop Drupal websites for clients when I know they are going to contact me for any content update? I show them how to add, edit, delete, and I still get content update requests. I'm developing things right now, I don't have time to add your blog post, thanks!

No Google translate, I don't want you to translate my Lorem Ipsum. You are misunderstanding what I'm trying to do here. Thanks anyway.