"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

I think the most annoying thing of being a programmer is to accidentally press ctrl + s on a browser because of having been saving so much

*Arrives at office* First and only thought is : "caffeine—immediately"

why does this seem to fix everything?

Senior dev says "it is a piece of cake and it can be done in 2 days", when a new feature is suggested and assigned to me.. but when it gets assigned to him : "This is a big feature and there are lot of things that we need to decide, it will take more than 3 weeks".

When you really want to understand Docker but it makes no bloody sense!

Web dev in 2016:

Keep installing node dependencies until it works.

I keep jumping between unfinished personal projects and then i get busy with the job, when I try to go back to them, I lose interest! Any advice?