my intern listens to the most AI generated songs ever. might fire her soon.

I think the Mossad has sent my coworker to sabotage me. You cannot be this retarded.

Do you wake up in the middle of the night, found the solution of a bug in your dreams, go to the office, and the solution does not work ?

ww3 is about to start, should I attend the scrum meeting anyway ?

10 years ago we used to joke about "Made in China" and now guess who writes some of the best ML papers.

Finding an ML intern is so hard.

I regret talking shit about my coworker because despite being not a great programmer, he is a nice human being, and at the end of the day, this is what matters.

So we are looking for a ML summer intern.
The amount of fake ML genius is astonishing.

These kids would put projects like "increased state of the art vision transformer model for automated guided missiles technology by 500%, leading to the destruction of ISIS in Irak and Syria", and then proceed to be unable to give you the derivative of Relu(x)=Max{x, 0} which is 1 or 0, or explain what batch normalization is ?

debugging async io code this morning instead of being on a date with my beautiful girlfriend.

I cannot trust somebody that uses Obsidian

My colleague thought process became the average of all possible existing LLMs. He has perplexity, ChatGPT, Claude and Cursor open on different tabs every time I go check on him. He is literally performing majority vote on all possible LLMs -> he basically stopped thinking.

sending files through vscode + ssh is the most retarded thing I have done so far. This shit is so slow.

My team mate is so fucking bad that I use his mistakes as interview questions for internship positions. So I really make sure I don't have a second Ouistiti in my team.

mmpose, mmdet, mmcv. That's it. That's the rant. If this doesn't make you anxious then nothing will.

Setting up an expo react / react native is a far worse feeling than installing GPU drivers + cuda toolkit for pytorch.
I have no idea how react devs are dealing with this shit. This is so horrible. Wtf is babel ? wtf is expo ? Wtf is SDK ? Wtf is eas ????????????????????