I offered a girl sex to cycle to the supermarket and get a pizza. She offered the same to me. Apparently we're both whores and nobody is getting sex or pizza. What an outcome

why don't you just _order_ a pizza, then fuck while waiting for it to be delivered?

that’s where cooking is superior, you can cook and have sex at the same time

@NickyBones please don't call it "pizza"

@tosensei delivery of pizza's is impossible here since cows can't make pizza's. I live with a few people and a lot of cows in a very small village. Weirdly enough, any mainstream drug is delivered here in 30 minutes. Those people are more accurate than domino's

@retoor then instead of a "pizza bob marley, extra crispy", just order some "cannabis italia" :D

@tosensei we do uppers here sir. Not a bad idea, if we order that we both have sex and don't need to eat

@retoor just pick sativa over indica ;)

@vane How the fuck do you cook while having sex?!

@tosensei weed doesn't have a good effect on me but it's effective. So, I said at high school once that weed doesn't make me laugh, so there was Davey and he betted me that I should take a different weed so we got it. It was called "Haagse bluf". Didn't work at all. But then, we got in class a half hour later and for some reason the teacher was talking about that she worked with handicapped kids and I started laughing, laughing, I went out of my mind and the teacher kept talking to me about it and it got worse and worse. Was more than a decade ago. I'm old 🙁

@SoldierOfCode The question should be when you have time for sex while cooking.

lnfidelity unfortunately is becoming a part and parcel of our everyday life. the institution of marriage is not left out as cheating is fragrantly done by both husbands and wives neither can much be said of those in relationships too. I had met my ex wife in college and we were a big part of each others push to sucess. we have been good all through our 15 years of marriage not until I noticed she’s been distant and wanting to keep more to herself. I wasn’t bothered at first since she can be like that sometimes. this went ahead for quite a while, then I became overtly suspicious when I asked to use her room desktop and she refused. I further asked much later to use her phone she also refused. I immediately called our tech guy in the military who referred me to thehackers where I was able to hire the service of joe who got me access remotely to her computer and iPhone,cant beleive what l saw.

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@SoldierOfCode Well, you gotta stand up. But yeah, having sex with a girlfriend/wife while we're cooking stuff sounds fun.