Women will live alone and buy a dining table, if I live alone I’m absolutely fine with sitting in the couch and eating for the rest of my life

Computer table == dining table

but the couch will get dirty and it's soft so you ain't gonna clean that out

I eat at my computer instead

generally from the pots and pans I made the food in

@jestdotty A pan is the ideal thing to eat out of, because it has a handle. It's a shame more people don't realise this.

We're all gremlins.

@jestdotty I’m not a messy eater, except for when I’m eating…you know 😏

*gestures vaguely at all of devrant* damn bitch you live like this?

even if you live alone, you still need accommodations if you're gonna invite people over, unless you're considering full isolation

It works out having one for board games tho

You guys eat?

@darksideofyay "guys, please grab a pan and make yourself comfortable on the couch"

But then where will you play board games?

@alexbrooklyn Just use a big pan

@darksideofyay exactly!

If you don't buy a dining table you stay single. How to tell a girl that you clearly never have people over. If you DO have people over often, just freaking buy it. You don't know what you miss.

Edit: big mouth for a girl that uses kitchen table as a desk :P