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So I needed a break from all the straight computer logic for days... so i figured i had 2 options, argue with chatGPT or go back to a dating app.

I chose the latter.
Im ocd with notifs... i NEED the bubble to be gone.

Found this gem...

"Hey beautiful Sara ;) my names is James king it very nice 2 meet u wow u look like a angel that fall from heaven 😘u mind me of a rose because how beautiful you are am how beautiful the rose is am I the best guy on badoo that u would ever talk with on badoo I actually look for Friendship and relationship ;) how are u today am wyd"

So... because im curious, esp when it comes to perplexing linguistics... im def gonna ask if English is his 1st language.

Normally i can tell within a sentence or 2... even tend to know their native tongue by then... this one has me stumped.

Anyone wanna guess if hes a native English speaker???
Maybe ill make a modest prize poolif there's a few entrants.
(he has plenty of pics so ill be able to legally find out in a few min... but ill wait til i dont get a response for a week)

Ill probably make a script to strip out the auto-messages... replying with an auto ofc... and the mundane crap that shows they definitely didnt go beyond the pics.

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  • 3
    5d
    Haha, success :) I use dR for dating. I choose people based on their avatar. Some avatars are so hot. Phew!
  • 2
    4d
    but have you tried jousting them with debate to see if they can survive a conversation with a woman tho
  • 2
    4d
    I think a good filter question would be something about building 7.
  • 2
    4d
    @retoor
  • 0
    4d
    Any updates about this Romeo?
  • 2
    3d
    @jestdotty
    im EXTREMELY conservative (not republican\democrat)...

    several years ago on a dating site (one that's not advertised to the random public), I caught the interest of this kid (was my age-- mid 20s at the time... i think). I didnt have my views listed in any obvious way.

    He was a bleeding heart liberal that almost immediately told me he was on track to graduate college (undergrad i think) and run for some form of state rep.

    The idea of anything in my realm of relationships with someone so polar opposite was intriguing, nearly kinky.

    So I figured id chat with him...
    -Never lived on his own.
    -Never held an adult job\paid bills
    -His 'i understand minorities and ghettos' proof was a single story about being in a car with 3 suddenly "best friends" 2 were black and he was in the detroit ghetto (nearly suburbia, he named roads)
    -"deep understanding" of poverty "almost 6wks my dad and I had to survive off only 50$\wk for food... dads diabetic!"

    too adorable for my tastes
  • 1
    3d
    @retoor
  • 0
    3d
    @awesomeest awwww

    lol I just call people idiots. I can't with that. that's too pathetic for me
  • 1
    3d
    @retoor

    should i call the number?
  • 1
    3d
    @retoor

    hes also 5ft 4 and apparently lives in a motorhome

    all his pics look like a serial killer... but i question his ability to kill once, much less evade capture enough to qualify for a series.
  • 1
    3d
    @awesomeest totally call number, nothing to lose
  • 2
    3d
    @awesomeest his face is wider than expected...
  • 1
    3d
    wait, awesomeest can upload pictures

    also tho idk why but all your picture uploads are the wrong aspect ratio for me
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