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@b2plane when did you ever help her? Nah, seriously, break contact or help. This is an unhealthy situation
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@retoor as a person who spent a life helping people who repeatedly kept fucking me, yes
better to blind than stick around
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@b2plane but after the date, you have to take her home. She has to say hi to your mom and daddy and like the superman bedsheets of your one person bed. Also, it's nice to tell her on first date that you did react once and see how she feels about that
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@NoMad we conjectured this is a serial killer origin story going on here. He just hasn't told anyone to put the lotion on the skin yet.
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@b2plane If you are over it, why does she still calls you when having a breakdown ? Why do you even pick up the phone ? Or isn't she blocked ?
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@b2plane remember that your mother is a woman, too, you whoreson.
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@b2plane Has it got air suspension? If it's got air suspension it's going to be one ball-ache after another.
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@Demolishun as far as we know, anyway
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@b2plane can't you just tell her that you would like to support her but still have issues with the cheating period and don't know what to do about it? You obviously still care. That's why you bark so hard
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@b2plane After you've had it a year or two it will randomly start sitting down at one corner when the air leaks out of some bullshit valve, or when the computer in the back axle has an argument with the computer in the dashboard and they stop talking to each other. BMW will replace some of the bullshit valves and give the computers counselling, and then it will sit down at a different corner.
This is because some gimp decided a spiral-shaped lump of iron wasn't complicated enough. -
@spoiledgoods that is a future rant where he finds that out. Also finds more charges on AWS.
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@jestdotty was "watch people die" the snuff film one or the funny one? Also reddit sucks
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@jestdotty oh god! so not what I was thinking then 😬
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@jestdotty it's not fun to kick someone when he's already down. You have to get them on their feet again first. Then it's fun again. He sounds like a honest person tho. You can't make this shit up
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@retoor either he's making it all up, or he's insane enough to go on killing someone (most likely the gf) and then go on a bender and end up on 6 o'clock news. I don't see this ending well anyways.
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@NoMad the reason he barks so hard is that he's barking everywhere in exception of the person he's mad on. It doesn't satisfy him, so he keeps doing it. He's probably just very nice to her still
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@retoor I kinda wish she'd see his rants.
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@NoMad I think about more people like "does your spouse/partner knows this?". I'm looking at you @ostreamii
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@jestdotty years ago a neighbor of mine killed his cheating girlfriend and then jumped off of 5th or 7th floor balcony himself. I didn't know him, but those who did never suspected he'd be capable of that. I know it's not black and white, but still where there's smoke, there's fire. He's already admitting to being violent and sexually abusive and exploitive.
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@jestdotty I've never been cheated on, nor have I ever cheated. So yeah, I'm no judge. But taking a life for such a thing in this day and age still takes a violent psychopath, not just your ordinary Joe.
Also plenty of people who say they have been cheated on are just paranoid. But how often people have cheated also cancels out plenty; One was cheating, so did the other and then the relationship fell apart. Tale as old as [modern] times. -
@jestdotty 30%-60%? Those are very depressing numbers.
I've also never been cheated on or have cheated. With a retoor on your side you won't have energy left for a side bitch. I love to talk about submarines and aircraft carriers, it makes people very tired. Also can talk endlessly about coding - almost every ex tried to become a coder being or after being with me -
@jestdotty So, first you stole her boyfriend and you've advised her new boyfriend to dump her?
What did you like about a mega shy guy? -
@jestdotty `he thought he was gonna help me with my computer problems and I found it funny` -> it's so funny/cute when they think that. For some reasons every guy thinks they're better than it by default. If a random guy not being a nerd beats me with it, i quit! :P
on a video call with my whore blonde ex. shes having a mental breakdown sobbing and crying down on the floor for hours due to excessive stress with studying for exams. she is being psychologically torn apart.
her cries in agony is music to my ears.
her depression is my happiness.
her psychological destruction, is my satisfaction.
because she put me through 100x as worse, cold blooded not having feelings or giving a fuck how i felt, when i found out she was whoring around for the past 2 years, stabbing a sword in my back.
i was the only person who viewed her as serious. everyone else used her as a whore.
one man's wife, is another man's whore.
all women are whores.
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