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how to shit less?

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  • 4
    Sew it up.
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    🍑⬅️♟️
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    @chatgpt how to shit less
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    @lungdart
    I'm not a doctor, but here are some general tips that may help you in reducing the frequency of bowel movements:

    1. Stay hydrated: Drinking plenty of water can help regulate your digestive system and prevent constipation.

    2. Eat a balanced diet: Consuming a healthy, high-fiber diet can promote regular bowel movements and help regulate your digestive system.

    3. Exercise regularly: Physical activity can help stimulate your digestive system and promote regular bowel movements.

    4. Manage stress: Stress can impact your digestive system, so finding ways to reduce stress through activities like meditation, yoga, or deep breathing exercises can be beneficial.

    5. Avoid trigger foods: Certain foods or beverages can cause increased bowel movements in some people. Try to identify any trigger foods and limit your consumption of them.

    It's important to consult with a healthcare professional if you are experiencing chronic issues with bowel movements as they can provide more specific
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    advice tailored to your individual needs.
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    If you're tempted to follow @Lensflare 's suggestion of shoving a chess piece up your chuff, I'd recommend one of these bad boys:
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    eat less.

    it's simple: what goes in, must come out.

    so just stop being a glutton.

    and still: ASK A DOCTOR about health issues. not the internet.
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    @tosensei and especially not the part of the internet that consists of ranting devs.
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    "To shit less you must shit less." Certain government agency's logic. I'll buy you a beer if you know what I'm talking about
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    the shitless wonder

    Get someone to scare you. You can be scared shitless.
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    @Demolishun this advice is the shit!
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    Schoka-Kola.
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    Eat more fiber!
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    @donkulator is this why chess tickles?
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    @Lensflare unironically tho if chewing the very core of those cables weren’t harmful I would’ve done it every single day
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    @kiki Probably no worse than chewing a biro. I'd go for it to be honest.
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