CODERS

IT IS TIME TO STRIKE. NO MORE MEETING BEFORE 10AM. WE DECIDE THE DEADLINE. NO MORE FEATURE UNTIL ALL THE TECH DEBT IS FIXED. NO MORE MANAGERS. IN FACT, NO MORE MEETING AT ALL. ALL ASYNC.

WE WANT OUR SPORT AND HOBBY PAID COZ SITTING ALL DAY IS SUPER BAD FOR YOUR BACK.

WE WANT GLASSES COZ WE STARE AT SCREEN ALL DAY

WE WANT FREE DRUGZ BECAUSE.

AND I WANT FREE HOOKERS

Considering the current goals of several corporations and governments, all that would accomplish is mass firings in favor of hiring "less entitled" alternatives with "work ethic" that aligns more with their vision of how things should be.

Free zaza sounds good.

Gosh we’re gonna become as annoying as the SNCF 💀

@cuddlyogre Just take the deploy keys with you ;P

Those aren't developers.

Honestly, I don't want sports, hobbies and glasses paid.... I want the society to change to a system that doesn't require me to sit and stare at a screen nonstop for 8 hours. Of which home office is a great improvement, but in general companies should get comfortable with people just not being online all the time and being more result oriented rather than presence oriented... so I could go for an actual hike or something during the day and then work later without people being sus why I'm away/offline or if I'm gonna make some dumb meeting :) Needs a systemic change

@Tounai my grand-granddad was a cheminot. He went to work at the yard (triage) under americans bombing, hid some british soldiers and they were sending german trains on the wrong tracks lmao

Sad what happens to the sncf tbh. It used to be the best in the world with japan.

@cuddlyogre they're call scabs and we should throw rocks at them

@Tounai nah but yeah in transports if people should be allowed to strike (and they should) passengers should be allowed to strike to and not pay when the service sucks.

Like i get bus drivers is kindof a shit job but bro you're driving students and poor people, you sing the internationale and then sit your ass on your audi to go back to your suburban house.

@antigermgerm mon pere est aussi cheminot. Le delegue syndical s'est fait serrer avec des prostituees alors qu'il etait cense surveiller un chantier lmao

A la fois, les trains, c'est une des plus belles inventions humaines. Autant putain c'est une bande de glandus. C'est triste.

@BordedDev And when I get out of jail, I'll have a really lucrative job waiting for me at the local Burger King.

@cuddlyogre I don't imagine Burger King will look too fondly on people who went on strike. Let's not kid ourselves, it would take 20 minutes for someone to replace the keys, it's pretty common with clients I've had to deal with and nothing will happen unless you took down prod as well

@cuddlyogre that’s exactly what’s gonna happen in the US. In Western Europe though… different story.

@Ranchonyx when they fire you In Germany, how many months worth of salary they have to pay you?

"Seize the keys of production" I remembered the joke :D