Found this on telegram channel

So is this a new meme? I saw one (not dev related) last night and it was pretty funny.

I approve.

Since when we hate js now. I feel like the one with the most resources and/or most media coverage is slaughtered for 10 years and then the next one gets fucked. Php may be safe for now.😅

I think it should be JS frameworks rather than JS itself

@noveusurp where does it encourage writing a fucking transpiler so you can write <fuckyou /> IN your js source?^^

@Haxk20
In what timeframe?
Guys if you use statistics like this it is important to include the timeframe.

I think I might be doing something wrong... (dw, my gf is not pregnant)

Birth control effectiveness is inversely correlated with being an idiot.

@irene

At what frequency of intercourse though? Once per hour, once during the whole year? Ejaculate in milliliters? Days of abstinence? Age? Penetration depth? ES262 or ES6+? Vim or Emacs? Spaces or tabs?

I mean, I can understand that if you use tabs, the zygote immediately thinks fuck that, I'm not going to be raised in that household.

PHP 200% Effective

@bittersweet in spaces zygote finally gets formed after 4/8 times of intercourse.

I must be pretty bad at JavaScript then

@Haxk20 the 70% comes from people using them improperly. Like inside out, worn, or too big / small for the er... User.

Wish I was kidding. When accounting for proper use, it varies from 85-95% effective.

Can you add JS + RegEx? 😄

@Haxk20 so pills + condoms = 160%

@Haxk20 So if you do it twice with 160% protection you have 320% so you don‘t have to use any protection for the third time because there is still 120% protection left over from the first two times.

@Haxk20 trust me! I know how this works. I‘m a mathemagician :P