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Java devs: grab a drink! You'll need it after seeing this.
The "Shit students do, even after almost a year of Java lectures" saga continues...

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  • 24
    Holy fucking fuck
  • 19
    There's an uninterested student. But, more than anything, that's a terrible teacher.
  • 2
    As a guy who has learned java just for one semester (7 years ago), can somebody explain?
  • 17
    Did I miss something?
  • 18
    @EaZyCode that logic in getHowDoYouFeel class isn't even in a function. And there is an extra } after that class
  • 1
    what. the. fuck.
  • 7
    katastrofa...
  • 1
    Jesus fuckin crist.. o.O
    A to je drgac s FRIja prlezl al FERIja?!
  • 2
    @telephantasm I wouldn't call the teacher terrible - her lectures are ok. But the students simply do not listen. They're either looking at their phones, talking to each other, or just drawing doodles in their notebooks - not once looking up at her to see what she's talking about.
  • 0
    @sladuled ti so še srednješolci. SERŠ Maribor - gimnazijski program. Na faksih še ni tak hudo...čeprav je takih "genijev" vedno več.
  • 0
    Why isn't that extra bracket throwing an error?
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  • 0
    @EaZyCode just above the GetMovies class
  • 0
    @They oh didn't see that one... well there is too much wrong i guess
  • 3
    @They I think the if statement inside of a class is a much bigger problem. The compiler would give up at line 20.
  • 1
    @EaZyCode it's just strange since this is a netbeans ide (at least it seems) where errors are displayed over the number

    @Franga2000 ah yeah I see it now. Thanks !
  • 3
    I'll take Java for 200.
    What is a function, Alex?
  • 2
    @franga2000 there is still hope..
    Ma sm ze tut odkakega z uni diplomo kj podobnega vidla po prvem letniku.. Horror!
  • 2
    This reminds me of Scala far more than it does of Java...
  • 1
    I don't use this language but I definitely feel that since it was just hardcoded data, it should have been an array (But I honestly understand that someone could do this if trying to impress his or her teacher). Or, at least make it a static class.
  • 0
    @franga2000 not trying to take any side, but I don't think you can learn how to code by listening. You learn to code by coding. Maybe they need more tutoring.

    After all, there's a reason why pilots have to fly airplanes before getting their license.
  • 4
    @stacked I definitely agree. There's not enough practice. They have only 2 hours a week on actual computers and even then most of them spend it playing that stupid web game that's like Agar.io, but with shiny worms.
  • 1
    @BitFlipped I think the plan was to accept user input, but there was so much more wrong with the code, the student never got around to doing that.
  • 1
    As a student who is currently doing an assignment in java.
    They... Really... need to stop.
  • 2
    Kristus pomagi
  • 0
    Wooooow! Just wooooooooow!! And more woooooo...oooow with extra 'o' 😐😐😐😐😢😢😢
  • 0
    I suppose that those classes implied to be as methods?
  • 1
    Holy mother of Java!!!
    I barely know java and this is some freaky shit. I wouldn't even give this guy a F, I would have kicked him in the face.
  • 4
    The person who wrote this deserves a high-five... in the face... with a baseball bat... with rusty nails sticking out of it

    Holy fucking shit, I think the linter just gave up or the student turned it off because it was just a sea of red squiggly lines... Aand javac just deleted itself when it saw this shit
  • 4
    Also .equals not ==
  • 1
    @iamroot that's the least problem
  • 1
    @D3add3d couldn't have said it better myself
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    @EaZyCode yes. The guy assigns a value to howDoYouFeel and then immediately checks what its value is.. dafuq
  • 5
    The real problem is the light theme
  • 1
    Utterly disgusting.
  • 1
    Now that's my type of horror movie 🀀🀀
  • 1
    The linter probably just figured it easier to mark the lines that are CORRECT and not try to mark all the error lines.
  • 0
    zašto je miješao govorio....

    Seriously thats fucked up teach them to only use english for coding.
  • 0
    @Hammster I agree for open source projects that you expect people from other countries to use, but for anything else, English only complicates things. Especially with students, who speak English at wildly differing levels.
    As for why this one decided to mix languages, I have absolutely no idea, and it hurts my eyes.
  • 0
    Dope formatting
  • 0
    I hate java.

    Just knowing that it allows you such bullcrap should make you sceptical
  • 0
    @gnulinuxer4fun it does not, multiple public classes in one file are not allowed, the compiler will scream in panic when it sees this; None of that would compile... The last class looks like it might compile but that person is trying to access fields that don't exist within that class...
    That code is so fucked up that the linter just gave up probably.
    You must have never seen a good Java code if you think that this is normal and you hate Java based on that.
  • 0
    @gnulinuxer4fun Oh... I just looked at your profile: pascal..... nevermind, moving on, one can never win an argument with someone who uses shit like Pascal and likes it so much that he puts it on his profile
  • 0
    @D3add3d mdh, might be possible.

    Java still is a lot more clumpy next to multiparadigm langs
  • 0
    @D3add3d k
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