oh dear fucking god

I just found out that my partner writes his increment operators with a space between the variable and the operator.

i ++;

anybody else do that because he's changed parts of our code to include the space and it's frustrating

she doesn't know...

Why should I give a fuck as to whether or not Google knows my location?

I fail to understand why people treat it as such a big deal, so please shed some light onto your side of the story if you do care.

didn't think it'd ever happen but I had to talk a client out of having background music on their site 🙄

Me: *clicks on quick web design demonstration video*
All website builder ads: Fuck your entire profession!

The code worked

I want opinions, what should I improve (other than a clickable moon to toggle to night mode)?

I got bored and decided that I would make a "download portal".

https://gyazo.com/2d6f07838d96f9736...

I am going to start using this license for my projects.

https://dbad-license.org

path.join(parent + child);

I want to punch whoever writes this line of code unironically.

Those channels on YouTube that read Reddit posts, except they don't and they just copy paste text into Cepstral to have a robot voice. Effortless! I am going to make a SIMPLE Python script that makes those very same videos except at 10x the speed to show how easy it really is!

I figured out how PayPal transfers to your bank account!

call me gay but I love vscode <3

all user input is evil
trust none of it

@echo off
color a
echo Hacking...
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
color c
echo Failed, aborting...
ping localhost -n 3 >nul
pause

tell me why the fuck my game runs better when my browser is open on my other monitor

Me: *pastes error message into search engine* && *clicks first result*

First Result: Hey I have a problem with *this error*
Thread replies:
Same
Me too
Same here, anybody know how to fix it?
Help me
This has been irritating me for the past 2 minutes, somebody please help

Me: *replies "same" on a two year old thread*

Fuck you.

pronounce GUI as "gooey" one more fucking time

git commit -m "Forgot a semicolon"

[master 92asd32] Forgot a semicolon
1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

Does anybody have some programming challenges (links or just a guide with rules and restrictions to follow)? I'm bored.

Math.abs(win);

I have Kali Linux now, so bow down bitches.

C += 1

Presenting: my weather app (not made by me).

https://play.google.com/store/apps/...

"The Fucking Weather"

How does random number generation work? I'm curious. What are different methods in which you can generate random numbers?

If you could link me to an article or some docs, that'd be appreciated. How far does your understanding of it go?

Thanks for your time.

Dear algo,

Please stop giving me 30 day old posts, I know I've ++'d one or two here and there, but that does not mean I like specifically old posts. Also I'd rather not be "that guy" that reminds the poster of that post they made a month ago.

Everything's fine for 3 hours until I go to build and I have *literally* 75 errors. Fuck.

I don't "using namespace std;" because it makes my code look more confusing to others and may make them more hesitant to ask questions.

Thank you, Uberfacts, very nice.

when I get bored I make discord.js bots.