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Epineas

775

9y

A: Why shouldn't you???
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bjorngi

3868

9y

A: "I'm desperate enough to do anything"
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Trey50Daniel

1524

9y

@bjorngi That sounds wrong... lol
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matchacookie

95

9y

A: sudo hire me --salary=$99999999
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bjorngi

3868

9y

@Trey50Daniel or so right?
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Jumpshot44

11013

9y

Here are 5 ways I can add value to your company.
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Trey50Daniel

1524

9y

@bjorngi Depends on how you feel about it I guess. lol
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theElectron

1249

9y

because staying alive and keeping myself fed is one of my hobbies. and plus some religions believe killing someone is a sin.
hence please hire me * makes puppy eyes *
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uziiuzair

10745

9y

A: because you know you want to!
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kompiuter

814

9y

A: Yes.
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Woosh

139

9y

the same reason you decided to interview me.
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code-freak

47

9y

because I am unemployed
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sylar

2382

9y

Because I'm lazy so I do things the short and easy way. #_js
4

liveCoder

370

9y

@matchacookie $999999 is an environment variables whose value is 0 :P
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nblackburn

8722

9y

@liveCoder Haha, good one;
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MadHatrix

1090

9y

If you don't know, you're obviously not qualified to interview me.

Find me someone that requires less convincing.

Trump said he was gonna get me a job. Thought I'd start here.
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NAlignak

413

9y

@Jumpshot44 '...number 4 made me feint!'
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jlcfly

117

9y

Because you're hiring...?
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nblackburn

8722

9y

A: Because you have to hire someone right, why not get it over and done with?
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OMGtechy

1306

8y

Because I drink less coffee than most developers, this saves you money
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darthy

2005

8y

A: becouse I can be your god

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