I can totally relate this to vim :D

Shortest Chinese Whisper

* JSON will do the job (y)
* Jason will do the job (y)

Jason in trouble

I wrote 2 dozens of if else statements
...
...

They called it AI.

2007 - Hey you, can you hack my gf's facebook account?

2017 - Eh! Can you hack my boss's Bitcoin account? 50-50 deal :-)

Wow! Gradle!! I waited for you so long.

Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10

Now,

Angular 1, Angular 2, Angular 4

Lol! Fun on Medium

The Joker is very serious!

Oops! Who's gonna buy this?

Genius indeed! Deadlock

- Open your terminal, you're a hacker
- Reinstall Windows, your aunt will be happy
- Put on the cool hacker T-shirt, nobody dares to talk to you (enjoy!)
- No matter what you do - self driving car AI or struggle aligning your CSS, you are a 'dev'

Web developer wakes up from "Coma".

Goes back to Coma after an hour!!

"Oh My JS! FTW"

Here's how a client does "double murder"

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Client to designer: So you can make it run on IE 6,7,8 right?

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Turns to a web Dev who just mastered Node, React, angular: What if user disables JavaScript? It'll still work right?

A Professor of mine - We need u to build that website so that your juniors could work on it too after u leave.

Me - Sure, I'll have docs and vcs

Prof : Whatever, at the end we need the "exe" ready.

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Oh wait, I ain't gonna give u money for that Hacking course. That's a crime!

Source: improgrammer.net

"They told me to install Linux! Do you have the exe with crack?"

Me: ∆_∆

Before: Programming is like an art...

Becomes a geek.

Now: Art is like Programming

Effect of Game of Thrones
"Apache Stark"

Went out with my old non-programming folks.

Realised how badly I lost my sense of humor

My Windows friend: They say I need to setup Environment variables!!

Me: Oh! I've done that before.

After 5 minutes...
Me: How do I get into that Advanced Settings???!!!

Yet another interview.

Q: Why should I hire you?

Goes to a hackathon, comes back with no goodies, no swag.

FTW! What the hell did I pay for?