*me reading @Alice 's cake recipe

"biscuits violently dismembered"
"dark as our souls."
"slowly and painfully molten butter"
"press your victim tightly against it"
"before it freezes to death"
"Put it into the oven and torture your victim"
"so it fills the hole in its heart"

Well... Wut. Da. Frigging. Heck. I've. Just. Read.