Cars 1 was NOT released 19 years ago. No, it just wasn't. Fuck you, it wasnt. I dont care about your facts. It's all fake. You're litearlly just lying. No it cannot have come out 19 years ago. It just couldn't have, thats way to long ago. You're just weird. Calenders are just wrong

Back to the Future came out in '85. 40 years ago.

I'm 32 and I was thinking I had 8 extra years from age 21 until now

I literally have no idea why

I thought I graduated in 2016 but evidently that's when I let my job... lmao

I thought a segment of 2 "rot years" of my life was actually 4 years... it was not

turns out I'm surprisingly more efficient

granted. I've been sick 3 years now. now that. that was horrible and actually I can't remember anything from one of those years. I absolutely have no clue what happened during it. I was just wandering around blacked out I guess. did I mention how white-hot angry I'm about all that that happened to me. yeah felt like mentioning it. I am gonna fuck some shit up from this, I swear it

... interestingly there was a relationship I was in for 7 months and I thought it was 2 years. the whole thing was like a torturous slow-motion car crash. Jesus fuck. the amount of happiness when I found out it was only 7 months. thank god. literally just wild time dilation. I was totally convinced!

Cars 1 was an endoctrination movie for the industry. Kinda like that tv show with the talking car. It's what every basic men want - a car they could put their dick in.

@ANTIASYLUMIST Today's 3 minute break is over! Get back to the North Korean coal mine!

@Lensflare gladly. It have way more meaning than what I used to do for the capitalists.

@ANTIASYLUMIST yeah, better than having to use js.

@Lensflare js is fine. It's more the "bullshit job" part. I'm not helping anybody but a bunch of investors

Wait till you realize that Pirates of the Caribbean were released 22 years ago

@kiki that can't be right. I was 5 when that movie came out and I'm 23 now so...

@kiki Depp now looks like his Sparrow character without makeup.

@ANTIASYLUMIST KNIGHT RIDER WAS SO FUCKING COOL

https://youtube.com/watch/...

edit: sorry, the car talked in this. the trailer doesn't show it. did I mention it was fucking cool. THEY WERE A TEAM