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Client: I want a mobile game with Leaderboards, Social media sign-ins, In-game store, Ads, IAP etc in 2 months

Me: Cool, what’s your budget?

Client: $50

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  • 12
    Make them a game written in assembly ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • 32
    Once a dude asked me of I could build a fake "Clash of glans gems" site for $10

    I said fuck off.
  • 6
    @Alice @Linux lmfao a dude once asked me to make something like that on mobile with ads for $30
  • 17
    Reject him, make the same game with 10x feature , host it on playstore @ $50 and send him the link ๐Ÿ˜‹
  • 8
    @Linux Clash of glans? Hope you also told him to eat a dick.
  • 7
    @d4ng3r0u5
    Ah whole bag of em
  • 0
    I can get you a game with all those features but nothing more.
  • 5
    It should be legal to stone people like that to death... lowballing is one thing, that's just a slap in the face
  • 0
    I take it
  • 0
    Lol
  • 6
    In my office, I imagine this going like this:
    Me: “What’s your budget”
    Client: “50”
    Me: “k?”๐Ÿคจ
    C: “k” ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
    Me: “k?” ๐Ÿง
    C: “yea, k” ๐Ÿ™ƒ
    * some months later, now, in a basement the client tied up, upside down by his feet, me with a baseball bat with nails in it just long enough to break the skin but not kill cause this motherfucker is no good it me dead *
  • 4
    Part 2
    Me: “You ‘k’ now lil bitch?! Where my fuckin money? You think this is a joke to come at me with a $50 bill you bitch made lil shit? I’ll hang you by your intestines in ya own damn living room if you don’t get my FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!”
    C: “please stop, anything, I’ll get the money”
    Me: *cutting the client down and letting him drop on the floor* “Your bitch ass better have it in 2 weeks!”
    C: “technically it’s $49,950 now”
    Me: *kicks client in the head* “naw it’s a $50 charge for being a dumb ass”
    C: “would equity in the company be ok”
    Me: *kicks client in the teeth* “wOuLd eQuITY bE oK”
    This is why I don’t feee lance
  • 2
    Just do that ! Make sure it's available in Europe and does not comply with GDPR policies.
  • 7
    omg! once got a client who ask for a mobile app to do his son school project!
    client : i need a mobile app

    me : great! what do you want?

    client : before we sign for this business i need a demo to my son school project!

    me : ah?(wtf), what is his project?

    client : he needs to present a mobile app demo

    me: ok, like a video, images or something?

    client : no, i need a demo installed in the app

    me : ok, then you need the app

    client : no i just want a demo! this is easy! i saw it on internet u can create a mobile app faster & without any cost!

    me : (fuck my life) ok got it, then do it by urself u fuck
  • 1
    Me: Multiply that by 50 and we'll look into the game.
  • 1
    @jeeper LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I imagined the whole scenario in my Head.
  • 1
    I wouldn't do anything for $50/hour xD
  • 0
    And I want 50 Bitcoin for free
  • 0
    You can make a game for $ 50, and then take a percentage of the downloads.
  • 0
    @Samrich I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess if the dev budget is $50 the marketing budget is “exposure” so you won’t be seeing that many downloads
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