Management: "Let's make the office fuuuun :D"
Me: "Let's make my life less stressfuuuul"

Shut up and eat your pizza.

How about a compromise, casual fridays

@retoor I don't attend happy hour. lol

@CaptainRant haha, when enough people say that, it will become required AFTER the last hour on work on fridays :P You're still laughing... NOW :P

You have to give some time back, all that time you wasted on the company play station to play fifa during your breaks instead of eating a sandwich.

But if you guys work hard enough, guess what, they will buy ANOTHER company play station! :)

Edit: this is based on a true story.

time is fun. gib me time

How about you pay me for transport hours + petrol

@retoor We don't have a PlayStation. lmao...

@jestdotty /send jesdotty 300 time