ohshit - Holy shit my wife is pregnant. - devRant

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kevbost

2561

9y

Congratulations!!!!
15

qwerty1337

1324

9y

How did that happen :O

congratulations :D
2

FelisPhasma

6218

9y

Gratz!
9

galaxyfinder1

300

9y

A new programmer coming!
Congratulations :)
18

burswag

929

9y

You didn't pull out?
47

demortes

1008

9y

Your pointers created a memory leak. Congrats.
8

dasheck

183

9y

Is this considered a rant? Just aksing ;)
1

haabe

1406

9y

Congratulations!
35

Christine

2630

9y

Hopefully it's twins so you can do some AB testing
35

Christine

2630

9y

Should have been more careful with your data injection?
9

frozenjalepeno

1928

9y

@qwerty1337 you see it happens when a man and a women love each other.... Things happen....

Congrats!
34

kanduvisla

2354

9y

give this man a stress ball. he's gonna need it!
2

maximizer

934

9y

game over
13

masterbetty

114

9y

@qwerty1337 It's when you push one to many commits into the repo...
4

nblackburn

8722

9y

Congrats, it's great being a dad, you will be fine.
4

moort

4305

9y

@qwerty1337 they forgot to activate their firewall
2

suprano

3805

9y

Congratulations! Time to get those programming books ready.
10

thedev

1170

9y

you have a wife???😨😨😨
1

smaikap

211

9y

Congrats man, prepare yourself for sleepless nights...
1

beefo-11

306

9y

Congrats mate! :D
1

wildgoosecsharp

172

9y

congrats now enjoy your sleepless nights wont you ;)
6

mxdpeep

507

9y

is it a singleton? or are you planning on a factory??
11

bachmanity

322

9y

ctrl +z!

Just kidding, congrats!
2

deity

462

9y

@dasheck well I can't tell anyone I know. :p
3

Amitkumar

554

9y

do back it up on got in case you lose your local data(son) just kiddinggggg
3

thedev

1170

9y

@Amitkumar creepy
8

kamen

6916

9y

So it can be said that...

... a kid has been in development?
5

Communist

103

9y

Forgot to git pullout?
2

kevbost

2561

9y

@Communist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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nothotdog

1420

9y

Uh oh. git reset --hard
7

kevbost

2561

9y

Guys stoppp it's a good thing! Git push!
1

mxdpeep

507

9y

@gashadokuro Skynet
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bkrem

1272

9y

Try turning your wife off and then turning her on again to be sure
11

deity

462

9y

Thanks for all of the congrats and weird comments. Love this community. She enjoyed reading them all. :)
2

kevinjan

261

9y

you finally commit...to the world .....Waiting for pushing ....congratulation bro
2

MadHatrix

1090

9y

All productivity goes out the window... Especially when they start crawling/walking
2

kilobytelogic

2118

9y

It's all worth it when you get to show her/him Scratch! 😀
Congratulations 😀😀😀
1

meain

4523

9y

I didn't do anything
1

meain

4523

9y

I didn't do anything
2

diomonogatari

115

9y

best feature that can be made
0

SirWindfield

1977

8y

@kanduvisla he already got two of them.
0

kanduvisla

2354

8y

@SirWindfield I see what you did there... Too bad he probably isn't allowed to play with them.
0

SirWindfield

1977

8y

@kanduvisla he can have a drink for compensation tho...
0

SirWindfield

1977

8y

@SirWindfield as*
3

shittywebdev

5358

8y

Noob. I did this a decade ago! lol

Congrats!
1

deity

462

8y

@shittywebdev haha - junior dad is a position right?!
2

enchance

1036

8y

Congratulations! You now have your first startup. 😀
1

divayprakash

480

8y

congrats man! wish you and your wife the very best!
1

moreammo

223

8y

Congrats! Being a dad is the best!
1

bdonald

1131

8y

Congrats for successfully branching. Being a dad is awesome
2

Knossos

527

8y

@qwerty1337: well you get a mummy programmer and a daddy programmer that love each other very much...

Seriously though, wonderful news!
1

unjx

2018

8y

/* Well done, congrats! */

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