Hey kids, this is how you do it

4gb ram can't do sh*t

Ahh, that dev will go to heaven!

From git man page. I bet you haven't seen this.

`git - the stupid content tracker`

https://youtu.be/ywWBy6J5gz8

Lol, now I know how quick sort is done for sure.

Quick sort with Hungarian folk dance.

Me : mahn, I'm not able to setup pythn bindings for vim
Friend ( who is tired of me saying about vim ): go get a life
Me: sodo apt-get life
Me: looks like the package is not available, what is the exact name?

Am I the only one pissed by this? Wasn't this supposed to return You

UX, who cares?

I bless your computer, son!

Tag that friend or coworker.

Writing script to handle fan speed now.

I just wanted to know the time

If ever a jinn grants me a wish I would ask him to build me a webpage. If he does I'll report back to you guys wether he went for material design or not, the JavaScript framework, the backend language, client or server side rendering etc.
Waiting for a jinn...

The fastest way to learn a new language.
http://youtube.com/playlist/...

Once one my teachers asked me to write the code for insertion sort and mail her as she didn't know how to do it. OK, whatever. And then she asked me to send it as pdf or word file. I gave up.

So true.

Looking forward to the day when I'll be building a custom kernel for my "smart shoes" to speed up terrain detection

Something I'm afraid to do. You never know when pip breaks.

lol, this made my day

I had to deal with a shitty project that I had to make a pre commit hook to make sure there was no swear words in the code.
https://gist.github.com/meain/...

Instagram has stories, WhatsApp has stories, Facebook and Messenger is testing out stories.
This is the future.

That chilly feel when you hard brick your new phone. I am experiencing that.

I should probably kill myself, I'm so sorry.
30sec for load

Stackoverflow just got ugly

Eeeeks

I had written a script to take a photo every time the laptop lid is open an year ago. It's like about 3000 images now and it's really pretty to do like a timelapse. Do it and you won't will never regret.

My life summed up in an email title

My progress in CSS

Give that dev a cookie. LOL

human : Merry Christmas :)
js : console.log("Merry Christmas")
python 2 : print "Merry Christmas"
python 3 : print ("Merry Christmas")
bash : echo "Merry Christmas"
c++ : printf("Merry Christmas")
java : System.out.println("Merry Christmas")
html : <div> Merry Christmas </div>

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