*opens new tab*

*types 'google' into URL bar*

...is navigated to google home page...

*proceeds to enter desired query into the same URL bar*

I shamelessly accept every LinkedIn connection request from recruiters just so that I can send their emails to me@rescam.org

Sometimes my girl talks dirty to me. She says things like:

"I always use double equals in JavaScript"

And

"I don't leave comments in my code"

There are many technologies that I wish didn't exist but this one takes the fucking cake.

I refuse to work from cafes with this bullshit at the register.

Have you guys tried the 'recent' rants tab?

It's like going back to the early days of devrant when it was unusual to see a rant over 100++ 😍

Hey everyone I'm starting a blockchain company called Useless Blockchain.

You should really get in and invest before we make our first billion $$$.

Another reason to work from home: found this while doing laundry.

Omg google assistant is so BASIC

Not getting a CS degree

jesus h christ why do you do this to me

Poll: are recruiters worth the effort? Have you gotten hired with the help of a recruiter?

Algo strikes again!

I work remotely. This means that sometimes I work with no pants on.

...ok I work with no pants on all the time.

Overheard: "I'll need to get in touch with my Infrastructure Architecture Innovation Team"

😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

Why not just call them team buzzwords. Omg.

Dear emailing list,

Do not send me a confirmation email to let me know that my cancellation to your stupid email list was successful. Fuck you. I don't believe you.

Hello world show me your food pics

Pluralsight said I'm in the 85th percentile of people who know JavaScript and therefore I'm an ”Expert"

So now I walk around like, "bro do you even know how to pass a callback?" 😏

Idk man. I can't be the only one that thinks the new iPhone looks stupid, can I? It's too glassy and glossy. It looks like a makeup case or something my sister would use to hold mascara.

And WTH is with the border-radius on that bottom menu bar? Like, either choose to make it a background strip like a normal nav menu or leave it out, but don't just give me more of that weird recta-bubble shit.

Dear Apple, your asshole is what's innovative because all you produce anymore is expensive excrement.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I live for that moment when after debugging, you can finally close all those tabs one by one until the only one left is devrant.io 😎

When you write 2 unit tests and no integration tests.

Trading bitcoin

I recruited another devRanter today!

Dear America, it is time for us to band together and ctrl-z out of this situation 😳

How I feel about JS promises returning other promises.

Every time I want to quit or leave a chat app or some kind of app that uses a text box for input, I try to type 'exit'.

The first time I met a Terminal.

NOBODY. TOUCH. ANYTHING.

try something over and over again until there's a change.

a mr. robot - esque full wipe down. 😮