ohshit - Holy shit my wife is pregnant. - devRant

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kevbost

2567

8y

Congratulations!!!!
15

qwerty1337

1329

8y

How did that happen :O

congratulations :D
2

FelisPhasma

6311

8y

Gratz!
9

galaxyfinder1

301

8y

A new programmer coming!
Congratulations :)
18

burswag

930

8y

You didn't pull out?
47

demortes

1042

8y

Your pointers created a memory leak. Congrats.
8

dasheck

183

8y

Is this considered a rant? Just aksing ;)
1

haabe

1426

8y

Congratulations!
35

Christine

2646

8y

Hopefully it's twins so you can do some AB testing
35

Christine

2646

8y

Should have been more careful with your data injection?
9

frozenjalepeno

1991

8y

@qwerty1337 you see it happens when a man and a women love each other.... Things happen....

Congrats!
34

kanduvisla

2362

8y

give this man a stress ball. he's gonna need it!
2

maximizer

938

8y

game over
13

masterbetty

114

8y

@qwerty1337 It's when you push one to many commits into the repo...
4

nblackburn

9026

8y

Congrats, it's great being a dad, you will be fine.
4

moort

4354

8y

@qwerty1337 they forgot to activate their firewall
2

suprano

3839

8y

Congratulations! Time to get those programming books ready.
10

thedev

1186

8y

you have a wife???😨😨😨
1

smaikap

211

8y

Congrats man, prepare yourself for sleepless nights...
1

beefo-11

307

8y

Congrats mate! :D
1

wildgoosecsharp

172

8y

congrats now enjoy your sleepless nights wont you ;)
6

mxdpeep

505

8y

is it a singleton? or are you planning on a factory??
11

bachmanity

323

8y

ctrl +z!

Just kidding, congrats!
2

deity

464

8y

@dasheck well I can't tell anyone I know. :p
3

Amitkumar

556

8y

do back it up on got in case you lose your local data(son) just kiddinggggg
3

thedev

1186

8y

@Amitkumar creepy
8

kamen

7009

8y

So it can be said that...

... a kid has been in development?
5

Communist

104

8y

Forgot to git pullout?
2

kevbost

2567

8y

@Communist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7

nothotdog

1432

8y

Uh oh. git reset --hard
7

kevbost

2567

8y

Guys stoppp it's a good thing! Git push!
1

mxdpeep

505

8y

@gashadokuro Skynet
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bkrem

1274

8y

Try turning your wife off and then turning her on again to be sure
11

deity

464

8y

Thanks for all of the congrats and weird comments. Love this community. She enjoyed reading them all. :)
3

kevinjan

277

8y

you finally commit...to the world .....Waiting for pushing ....congratulation bro
2

MadHatrix

1092

8y

All productivity goes out the window... Especially when they start crawling/walking
2

kilobytelogic

2127

8y

It's all worth it when you get to show her/him Scratch! 😀
Congratulations 😀😀😀
1

meain

4541

8y

I didn't do anything
1

meain

4541

8y

I didn't do anything
2

diomonogatari

115

8y

best feature that can be made
0

SirWindfield

1996

8y

@kanduvisla he already got two of them.
0

kanduvisla

2362

8y

@SirWindfield I see what you did there... Too bad he probably isn't allowed to play with them.
0

SirWindfield

1996

8y

@kanduvisla he can have a drink for compensation tho...
0

SirWindfield

1996

8y

@SirWindfield as*
3

shittywebdev

5377

8y

Noob. I did this a decade ago! lol

Congrats!
1

deity

464

8y

@shittywebdev haha - junior dad is a position right?!
2

enchance

1040

8y

Congratulations! You now have your first startup. 😀
1

divayprakash

481

8y

congrats man! wish you and your wife the very best!
1

moreammo

223

8y

Congrats! Being a dad is the best!
1

bdonald

1138

8y

Congrats for successfully branching. Being a dad is awesome
2

Knossos

528

8y

@qwerty1337: well you get a mummy programmer and a daddy programmer that love each other very much...

Seriously though, wonderful news!
1

unjx

2027

8y

/* Well done, congrats! */

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