ohshit - Holy shit my wife is pregnant. - devRant

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kevbost

2582

7y

Congratulations!!!!
15

qwerty1337

1331

7y

How did that happen :O

congratulations :D
2

FelisPhasma

6355

7y

Gratz!
9

galaxyfinder1

303

7y

A new programmer coming!
Congratulations :)
18

burswag

934

7y

You didn't pull out?
47

demortes

1057

7y

Your pointers created a memory leak. Congrats.
8

dasheck

183

7y

Is this considered a rant? Just aksing ;)
1

haabe

1419

7y

Congratulations!
35

Christine

2663

7y

Hopefully it's twins so you can do some AB testing
35

Christine

2663

7y

Should have been more careful with your data injection?
9

frozenjalepeno

1999

7y

@qwerty1337 you see it happens when a man and a women love each other.... Things happen....

Congrats!
34

kanduvisla

2376

7y

give this man a stress ball. he's gonna need it!
2

maximizer

941

7y

game over
13

masterbetty

116

7y

@qwerty1337 It's when you push one to many commits into the repo...
4

nblackburn

9278

7y

Congrats, it's great being a dad, you will be fine.
4

moort

4375

7y

@qwerty1337 they forgot to activate their firewall
2

suprano

3869

7y

Congratulations! Time to get those programming books ready.
10

thedev

1191

7y

you have a wife???😨😨😨
1

smaikap

213

7y

Congrats man, prepare yourself for sleepless nights...
1

beefo-11

308

7y

Congrats mate! :D
1

wildgoosecsharp

173

7y

congrats now enjoy your sleepless nights wont you ;)
6

mxdpeep

515

7y

is it a singleton? or are you planning on a factory??
11

bachmanity

324

7y

ctrl +z!

Just kidding, congrats!
2

deity

470

7y

@dasheck well I can't tell anyone I know. :p
3

Amitkumar

559

7y

do back it up on got in case you lose your local data(son) just kiddinggggg
3

thedev

1191

7y

@Amitkumar creepy
8

kamen

7076

7y

So it can be said that...

... a kid has been in development?
5

Communist

104

7y

Forgot to git pullout?
2

kevbost

2582

7y

@Communist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7

nothotdog

1442

7y

Uh oh. git reset --hard
7

kevbost

2582

7y

Guys stoppp it's a good thing! Git push!
1

mxdpeep

515

7y

@gashadokuro Skynet
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bkrem

1276

7y

Try turning your wife off and then turning her on again to be sure
11

deity

470

7y

Thanks for all of the congrats and weird comments. Love this community. She enjoyed reading them all. :)
3

kevinjan

279

7y

you finally commit...to the world .....Waiting for pushing ....congratulation bro
2

MadHatrix

1110

7y

All productivity goes out the window... Especially when they start crawling/walking
2

kilobytelogic

2148

7y

It's all worth it when you get to show her/him Scratch! 😀
Congratulations 😀😀😀
1

meain

4561

7y

I didn't do anything
1

meain

4561

7y

I didn't do anything
2

diomonogatari

121

7y

best feature that can be made
0

SirWindfield

2015

7y

@kanduvisla he already got two of them.
0

kanduvisla

2376

7y

@SirWindfield I see what you did there... Too bad he probably isn't allowed to play with them.
0

SirWindfield

2015

7y

@kanduvisla he can have a drink for compensation tho...
0

SirWindfield

2015

7y

@SirWindfield as*
3

shittywebdev

5393

7y

Noob. I did this a decade ago! lol

Congrats!
1

deity

470

7y

@shittywebdev haha - junior dad is a position right?!
2

enchance

1039

7y

Congratulations! You now have your first startup. 😀
1

divayprakash

486

7y

congrats man! wish you and your wife the very best!
1

moreammo

224

7y

Congrats! Being a dad is the best!
1

bdonald

1144

7y

Congrats for successfully branching. Being a dad is awesome
2

Knossos

535

7y

@qwerty1337: well you get a mummy programmer and a daddy programmer that love each other very much...

Seriously though, wonderful news!
1

unjx

2034

7y

/* Well done, congrats! */

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