ohshit - Holy shit my wife is pregnant. - devRant

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kevbost

2564

8y

Congratulations!!!!
15

qwerty1337

1325

8y

How did that happen :O

congratulations :D
2

FelisPhasma

6289

8y

Gratz!
9

galaxyfinder1

300

8y

A new programmer coming!
Congratulations :)
18

burswag

929

8y

You didn't pull out?
47

demortes

1033

8y

Your pointers created a memory leak. Congrats.
8

dasheck

183

8y

Is this considered a rant? Just aksing ;)
1

haabe

1406

8y

Congratulations!
35

Christine

2639

8y

Hopefully it's twins so you can do some AB testing
35

Christine

2639

8y

Should have been more careful with your data injection?
9

frozenjalepeno

1988

8y

@qwerty1337 you see it happens when a man and a women love each other.... Things happen....

Congrats!
34

kanduvisla

2355

8y

give this man a stress ball. he's gonna need it!
2

maximizer

934

8y

game over
13

masterbetty

114

8y

@qwerty1337 It's when you push one to many commits into the repo...
4

nblackburn

8972

8y

Congrats, it's great being a dad, you will be fine.
4

moort

4340

8y

@qwerty1337 they forgot to activate their firewall
2

suprano

3830

8y

Congratulations! Time to get those programming books ready.
10

thedev

1183

8y

you have a wife???😨😨😨
1

smaikap

211

8y

Congrats man, prepare yourself for sleepless nights...
1

beefo-11

306

8y

Congrats mate! :D
1

wildgoosecsharp

172

8y

congrats now enjoy your sleepless nights wont you ;)
6

mxdpeep

507

8y

is it a singleton? or are you planning on a factory??
11

bachmanity

323

8y

ctrl +z!

Just kidding, congrats!
2

deity

463

8y

@dasheck well I can't tell anyone I know. :p
3

Amitkumar

555

8y

do back it up on got in case you lose your local data(son) just kiddinggggg
3

thedev

1183

8y

@Amitkumar creepy
8

kamen

6983

8y

So it can be said that...

... a kid has been in development?
5

Communist

103

8y

Forgot to git pullout?
2

kevbost

2564

8y

@Communist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7

nothotdog

1429

8y

Uh oh. git reset --hard
7

kevbost

2564

8y

Guys stoppp it's a good thing! Git push!
1

mxdpeep

507

8y

@gashadokuro Skynet
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bkrem

1273

8y

Try turning your wife off and then turning her on again to be sure
11

deity

463

8y

Thanks for all of the congrats and weird comments. Love this community. She enjoyed reading them all. :)
3

kevinjan

277

8y

you finally commit...to the world .....Waiting for pushing ....congratulation bro
2

MadHatrix

1090

8y

All productivity goes out the window... Especially when they start crawling/walking
2

kilobytelogic

2122

8y

It's all worth it when you get to show her/him Scratch! 😀
Congratulations 😀😀😀
1

meain

4532

8y

I didn't do anything
1

meain

4532

8y

I didn't do anything
2

diomonogatari

115

8y

best feature that can be made
0

SirWindfield

1980

8y

@kanduvisla he already got two of them.
0

kanduvisla

2355

8y

@SirWindfield I see what you did there... Too bad he probably isn't allowed to play with them.
0

SirWindfield

1980

8y

@kanduvisla he can have a drink for compensation tho...
0

SirWindfield

1980

8y

@SirWindfield as*
3

shittywebdev

5365

8y

Noob. I did this a decade ago! lol

Congrats!
1

deity

463

8y

@shittywebdev haha - junior dad is a position right?!
2

enchance

1038

8y

Congratulations! You now have your first startup. 😀
1

divayprakash

481

8y

congrats man! wish you and your wife the very best!
1

moreammo

223

8y

Congrats! Being a dad is the best!
1

bdonald

1132

8y

Congrats for successfully branching. Being a dad is awesome
2

Knossos

527

8y

@qwerty1337: well you get a mummy programmer and a daddy programmer that love each other very much...

Seriously though, wonderful news!
1

unjx

2021

8y

/* Well done, congrats! */

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