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ceee
7y

Any indian hackers in here?
How legit is this πŸ˜‚?

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  • 19
    Damn XD
    Totally legit.

    "Kali Linux Dual boot kese kare" lol I've been asked this so many times.
  • 5
    No shit...totally legit mate. Hope this starter pack includes those anonymous mask aswell.
  • 4
    Hahaha,
    Me, when I was 14yo.
  • 10
    There is this guy in my class, a "wannabe hacker". I call him hacker when ever I see him( in a sarcastic way though he thinks he really is). He came to me once and said :-

    He: Yea I hack some stuff, like in my hostel I hacked a WiFi router. So you are a programmer you must also know hacking.

    Me: Cool bro. No. Not interested. How did you do that?

    He: there is this app which automatically does that.

    Me: *face palm* (in my mind I was thinking, How the fuck are a hacker then, it's someone's else tool which you probably stumbled upon on some click bait YouTube video)
  • 2
    Anonymous Shubam πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 7
    String request= "Bhai ek id hack kara de"
    while(true){
    println(request);
    }
  • 1
    Haha true that
  • 1
    Haven't bumped into any of these but yeah I can understand and agree with you on this
  • 6
    lol my favourite incident about hacking :

    Me and my friend are talking.This naiive guy from our class comes to my friend , " bhai teko hacking aati hai na?"

    F: {just for fun} "Haa aati hai"

    guy : "idhar aaio"

    ..

    my friend comes after 10 minutes, laughing. says he wanted to hack this hot girl's WhatsApp from our class to make her break up, "I have told him steps to install Kali", he says πŸ˜‚.

    Few days later we get to know , that the guy got terribly beaten by hot girl's boyfriend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. turns out he messaged some inappropriate content to the hot girl.

    Next day, this guy comes to our desk and till this date he constantly says to us (and everyone else) " bhai tum logo ne mera phone hack kiya tha!"
  • 3
    One of my friends actually called me from a payphone to ask me to hack facebook for a lover, during school.
  • 2
    Dos Google
  • 1
    So true.
  • 1
    @TitanLannister πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚this is so epic πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    @ceee also just a fact , me and my friend have no real knowledge of hacking . but its kinda fun to have someone constantly praising you for something you didn't even know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž
  • 2
    @TitanLannister i'd feel anxious if someone does that...
  • 2
    The amount of "Can you hack someone's Facebook account" questions I get is ridiculous.
    NO I CAN'T.
    I'm a low life pleb web developer I can't do that shit, nobody can.
  • 4
    Indian nerds get an orgasm when you say kali linux.
  • 2
    Few days ago my roommate came to me and asked "bro you know coding, so what can you hack"

    Me:- I can't, I just make apps
    He:- just see this video he is teaching how to hack facebook.
    Me:- wow, but I am not interested

    * He walked away
    Few hours later he came again and told that his system is not responding(he just got a new laptop). Later I came to know he downloaded so called "hacking software" 10 mb .rar file which created copy of every folder and made garnish with some Trojans. I guess he will never hack again.
  • 1
    @notAnkur wow πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    @ceee I am a first year college student and my classes just started last week, I have seen many like him in the class
  • 0
    @notAnkur πŸ˜‚ seen so many in just a week ... amazing
  • 2
    πŸ˜‚@not-a-muggle @floydian @gitlog
  • 1
    This is the mkst legit thing ever. Join any tech fb group and you got to have stumbled upon this question "How to dual boot kali linux" every "pro haxx0r" thinks here that only by installing kali your half of work is done.
  • 2
    Back then I had written a program to brute force Facebook password and nobody believed it.
    More like a dictionary attack.
  • -1
    Recommended
  • 0
    @retoor what a thread
  • 1
    @kiki do you remember this thread with spam? All gone! Clean as F! Only the one above yours isn't catched by anti spam service. Down vote if you want :P
  • 1
    @retoor wow! u reallii did that!
  • 1
    @kiki yes :) All regular comments survived AFAIK. Soon it will be AI classified. I also have an AI classifier now, but it works bad. Also I have an model to recognize spam, works perfect, but too slow / too much resources for fun purposes. It makes 8 cores go to 100% for a few seconds
  • 0
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