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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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  • 3
    Holy shit. You deserve rant of the month.
  • 0
    I don't wrote java nor Perl but this made me smile.

    hence, I award you with one +1
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    It was the best of times... IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES!?!
  • 1
    That's how Java 8 was released
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    I loved perl. You could write it however you thought it made sense and then run it and it would make sense it was just that smart a language! But reading it and understanding what I later wrote not so intuitive lol!
  • 1
    A huge number of them would also accidentally write a new browser
  • 0
    @enchance *cough*Edge*cough* not that I don't like it, I just think it is unacceptable, in 2015, to release a browser without support for extensions and dropping an URL into the browser window.
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    @oskaremil That's why we always train or monkeys first before putting them to work so shit like this doesn't happen.
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