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Does balding scare the shit out of anyone else here? I am 19 and have started showing signs of male pattern baldness *sigh*. Just hope to make it to 25 without balding completely.

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  • 12
    I thought baldness went hand in hand with development?
  • 5
    was your father and grandfather bald early?

    19 is way to early to get bald that's for sure. But if you're the unlucky one it's time to embrace that soccer referee style. Or getting black rimmed glasses - Moby style.
  • 1
    some ppl i went to skool with were bald or looking like they're seriously old by 25. others are way past and pretty much have the hair they did in skool.

    think grandpas and dads hair should show what you'll get.
  • 3
    @C0D4 no you're mixing something up, that was boldness not baldness. πŸ˜…
  • 1
    @heyheni

    O_O

    *turns on moby*
  • 3
    @heyheni oh, that’s how you spell it πŸ˜‚
  • 11
    Shave it all off, wear dark sunglasses and a suit. Look mean
  • 1
    Friend of nice went bald. There's really no other option than to shave it and bulk up. On the bright side, no more haircuts.
  • 0
    Balding is somewhat common. Some take it seriously for some reason.

    Hope you won't
  • 1
    I started balding when I was 16 even though everyone in my family had great thick hair. Buy yourself a clippers, take off the guard or put 1 guard on (3mm on most of the clippers) and give yourself a haircut minimum 2 times a month. With hair that short others won't even notice you started balding and you can easily rock that hairstyle until you are 25 (if you lose a lot of hair before that just shave it of and enjoy). And also as @electric-ghost said buy dark glasses and grow a beard when you get a little bit older.
  • 1
    @peacWhis I'm balding and my beard grows in patches. I guess I got lucky.
  • 0
    You can get a prescription to stop it. See your doctor early.
  • 1
    I am bald in real life rn. Check my recent birthday rant.

    Baldness is state of mind though. Brainwashed by society. Shouldn't matter.

    My avatar is bald as well. 😊

    Edit: Damn!!! I forgot I am Floydfox rn..
  • 2
    Who gives a shit, it's just hair? I have lots more above my eyes, in my ears, and on my back (lol!).

    To quote George Carlin:
    "Put on a hat and go to work, you shallow cunt!"
  • 2
    @AlexDeLarge I really hope I could stop being shallow🀐 No matter how much I try, I can't do it though
  • 2
    @Floydian you mean like Mi?
  • 5
    @confusedGuy-sh Unfortunately that's the human nature, upbringing, experiences in life you made with other shallow people or all of the above.

    In the end I'm shallow, you're shallow, everybody is shallow, but as long as you know you are and try not to be, it's not all lost, yet.
  • 1
    Guy at my work has baldness run in his family. His plan was to get used to it early. Every summer he shaves his head with no guard. That’s his only hair cut for the year. He gets go enjoy his full head of hair about 11 months of the year. When he starts to go bald he will just have to shave more frequently.

    Me on the other hand, I’m already planning I’m getting hair grafts for somewhere between my 35th to 40th birthday and baldness doesn’t even run in my family and I’m only in my 20s. I don’t want my hairline receding even a bit. So vain I know.
  • 1
    @confusedGuy-sh I did the same. Particularly, still doing it.
    When I was 13 or 14, I started to get grey and then white hair.
    When I was like 16 my hair started to lose itself from the head.
    If I would try to have long hair, people would see the areas of where my hair loss did happen in a very clear way.
    That is why I tried it when I was 20. From now to tomorrow. I was nervous about the peoples' reactions, but then Idgaf anymore. I was shaving my head with 18.
    Since then I am shaving my head most of the time MySQL
  • 0
    I hope I keep my hair for some time tbh
  • 0
    I'm bald af since 23, coming from good thick hair with a decent length all over my teen years.. It's in my family.. Fuck this legacy.

    But it ain't all that bad, not bad I tell you. Just bald.
  • 0
    I don't see why you stress over that unless if it affects your cognitive functions!
  • 0
    @xewl Well most of the bald guys I know (including myself) have the perfect head shape for short (or no hair) haircut and great beard potential, so it's not that bad. Worst part is getting used to shaving every two days.
  • 1
    @peacWhis Sadly I feel like a malformed blob. Luckily I can do it weekly tho'
  • 2
    I had signs of receding when I was 14, started to thin around 17, decided to shave off and go bald at 18.

    It was scary at first but was one of the best choices I've ever made πŸ˜…

    Silver lining, you won't have to fuss with barbers anymore
  • 0
    @electric-ghost for the suit... get one tailor made from china for $150.
    http://s.aliexpress.com/iqMneUFz
  • 0
    Yeah my hair started thining alot after 24 and now i am constantly hearing caps :( coz i just can't handle the change just yet. I know it shouldn't matter but i have lost some confidence as a result. It sucks.
  • 1
    @heyheni
    - tailor-made
    - from China
    doesn't add up?

    Also
    China, China, China
    All the friggin' China
  • 2
    @xewl sure it's made in hong kong, the british business men needed their tweeds. So the tailor knowledge went to hong kong. But yeah if you've got the money for London or Milan made bespoke suit. suit yourself. I don't. So a self taken measurement $250 wool suit from Hong Kong it is.
  • 1
    @heyheni 1+1 makes 3, but I do see the point. Was looking at it before.. might even order someday.. :x

    (Definitely better than needing to choose 1 to 2 sizes up on them to hope they actually fit... ) :)
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