Hey remember when we were all children ?

Course you don't. You people were never children. And you're all too young to have been alive when I was a child.

I may as well ask you people about being a puppy or a hatchling. Would probably describe your twisted asses better.

Have a good night cocksuckers

TIL twisted puppies

I remember getting to tell my 5 year old sister that santa didn't exist.

Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!

This reminds me of the angry conversations I have in my head sometimes when I work with the younger generation. They never understand what struggle is and everything is funny to them.

@Demolishun give me details.

@SidTheITGuy hey fuck you too good morning !

@Demolishun I cried
I lived a tortured double life when I was a kid
I saw people getting murdered and raped and children being killed
And then I woke up and I was a normal kid and it was all a fading nightmare because they made it seem like one
So I believed in magic and had faith in mankind
So I cried my eyes out and even asked if the Easter bunny and tooth fairy was fake too
They must have lovvvved that

Wdym 'were'? We all still are. Only bigger, wiser and with more xp, though bigger ambitions and more expensive toys

@netikras we all said this before

@retoor

I was arguing with my sister. She always would work me up and try to make me mad. I don't remember what we were fighting about.

me: Oh yeah, santa doesn't exist.

sister: Mom! demo said santa doesn't exist.

mom: Well...<sigh> ...no he doesn't. He is based upon a person who did exist though.

sister: WHAT!!!???!!!

It was something like that. I won that battle! lol