I wonder what the life expectancy of dev will be?

I'll be lucky to make it past 50 😨

For every bug you solve +1 years
For every bug you create -1 years

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Because sitting indoors is so dangerous. 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Stress cuts your lifespan so yeah... it probably depends whether you're the type of developer who works the healthy way (reasonable predictable hours, standing up against deathmarches and other craziness) or if you're the type of developer who works all hours of the day, all days of the week and goes along with all kinds of crazy.

@HollowKitty Oh no. I'm going to die next week.

@karma My personal feeling tells me, that every bug solved costs me 1-3 years of my life span

"It's Thursday Roy. You are going to die at 3PM."

You got this, theres always an answer you just got to believe. We all know what you're going through, you just gotta take a step back breathe, talk to your ducky side kick, and kick ass my dude! You got it!!