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i was talking with a senior developer and...

...i realized...

...every single thing you people trashtalked against java, was a delusional lie.

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  • 19
    You'll be convinced of the opposite again as soon as you learn that said senior has hanged themselves with their belt and not merely due to autoerotic asphyxiation.
  • 7
    Lol man, good thing you checked!

    Pro tip: Be skeptic about everything people say on the internet, then extend it to real life 👌
  • 4
    @bioDan

    Pro tip: Be skeptic about everything people say in the real life
  • 8
    Every language is there because all other languages suck in some way.
  • 4
    @andros705

    Pro Tip: Be skeptical of people.
  • 0
    @AlexDeLarge why are ebay and amazon websites, just to name a few, even up to this day, built and running with java, if java sucks so much?
  • 6
    @SukMikeHok because PHP would have sucked more, and they couldn't get enough Fortran programmers to get traction.
  • 3
    @SukMikeHok because long ago java wasn’t the worst choice. Now it’s bad in comparison.
  • 6
    To be fair though, there is bitching aimed at every single language out there. Even langs that are widely loved get a fair amount of shit.
  • 4
    @SukMikeHok because it used to be a good choice. Now changing it is very expensive and people would lose their jobs.
  • 3
    @bkwilliams Pro tip:

    B e s k e p t i c a l
  • 1
    It always depends on your usecase and style preferences.
    For me, java just seems unnecessary complicated and long sometimes. And I don't like the way the classes interact with one another but that is all my personal opinion and preference. You do you. If you enjoy it, great.
  • 1
    Assembler for life !
  • 1
    Larry Wall called Java today's COBOL. 😁
  • 0
    No you didn’t.

    It doesn’t matter either,since my dad can beat up your dad
  • 0
    @hasu
    What do you mean with the way the classes interact with one another?
  • 2
    @MarioC I hate that one has to use the "." operator to access something from another class. To be honest Object orientation in general is not my thing.
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    @hasu I just finished up a whole ETL where I wasn’t guaranteed to have all the objects created, so I had to liberally use safe navigation (?.) pretty much past the parent object.
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