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CAN YOU PLEASE UPDATE TO 2018!!!

My bank just sent me a message, that they have a new service where you can send a private message to your banker.

I needed to transfer money, and didn't have my cheque book on me, so I sent him a message to please transfer XX dollars to account YY.

His response?
Please send us a fax.

A FAX?? ARE YOU SERIOUS??

And that is supposed to be more secure than a private message from your website, after you force me to change my password every 90 days with crazy requirements that only satisfy hackers???

I told my friend that he will get his money when the bank updates the century they live in ...

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  • 11
    6y
    Send them a fox instead
  • 22
    6y
    I'm sorry I can't send a fax due to where I live.

    Where do you live?

    In 2018.
  • 16
    6y
    Print out three sheets saying "SAYING HI FROM 2018. HOPE THE 1970s ARE TREATING YOU WELL!", tape them end-to-end, and fax it to the bank an endless loop.

    Might get the message across.
  • 10
    6y
    It's 2018. Why are you still using cheques?
  • 6
    6y
    @wizzzard @alice I use both a fax machine and cheques.

    Then again, I live in the middle of nowhere so that’s pretty technologically advanced.
  • 3
    6y
    @Root Retroactive spam as it's meant to be
  • 0
    6y
    @wizzzard actually it's a business account so they only allow cheques or bank transfers.
  • 2
    6y
    @Root great idea, if only I can find a FAX somewhere...
  • 0
    6y
    Used to work in a bank, we had emails but it wasnt encrypted. Also we could get fired and got into a lot of shit with compliance and fraud monitoring if we sent emails directly to clients. It was fucking hell
    Number of times I got yelled on because I asked for a client to send a fax.
  • 3
    6y
    you should have responded "a fax? what is that? is it somehow related to telegram? or to smoke signals?"
  • 1
    6y
    Bet the director still uses a typewriter
  • 2
    6y
    I guess you should say newer technology is still @Loading where you live 😂
  • 3
    6y
    @jeeper Yeah it’s @Loading pretty fucking slow, good one😂😂
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