Haha.. Wtf? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

newsthump.com/2018/09/13/iphone-xs-to-include-revolutionary-arsehole-recognition-technology/

Definitely seems like a satirical article lol

@bigus-dickus That's a fucking fact.

If I had a dollar everytime one of them called me a "broke boy," I still wouldn't have enough to buy their shit.

@Stuxnet maaaaan I ain't about to be called broke boi cuz I use an Android phone. 740dllrs ain't broke and those dudes can suck it

I would worry about this asshole recognition software.

As someone that sleeps in a fetus position with my ass facing up that is, anyone could open up my phone.

@AleCx04 I think you might wanna worry more about a dick gettin shoved in ya hole than you should be about someone opening your phone lol

And right. I may not have the newest phone (Pixel XL) but I bought this shit with cash and still have money left to buy more stuff. Meanwhile these bitches be unemployed and can't feed their family but they got a $1,000 iPhone so they're hot shit. Man fuck off with that bullshit.

@Stuxnet unless my wife puts on a strapon or my best friend walks in the house(he gai af) then I am good I think:P

While in school i was juggling freelancing work and a helping out a friend who owns a chain of cellphone stores here. The most broke ass people would go in and buy iPhones.

Always wanted the pixel, seemed to me a really fucking good phone man

@AleCx04 I got mine for $250 refurbished off Amazon. It works better than the $250 Moto G5 Plus I bought last summer, AND it actually gets updated. (Fuck you Lenovo. Updated my ass. It still doesn't have Oreo on it.)

I plan on staying with the Pixel line until there's a feature I dislike enough to move to another line of phones. I like the fact it's actually updated and updated quickly (Android One high key needs to take off soon).

Android all the way! Oh wait, google's constantly spying on me and going against their former motto of, "We're not an evil company", essentially.

Apple all the way! Oh wait, they're jackasses that design obsolecanse into their tech, use different screws on their tech to discourage users from looking doing self-repairs without an apple certified repair company, and their batteries can't be replaced.

Windows all the way! Nobody uses it or develops for it.

Blackberry all the way! What's a blackberry?

@Ellis Blackberry now runs on Android lol

@Ellis nobody uses windows anymore BECAUSE no one develops for it. It was a beauty.

@Stuxnet Shit, I feel old now. I swear, you always feel old and it gets inceasingly worse as the years pile on after 20.

@Stuxnet lol do you think so?

@Stuxnet best phone I've had was a nexus 4 which was basically the predecessor for pixel. Got a OPO6 but ahhhhh my Nexus was lush lol

I laughed more than I probably should have.

But damn..

@Intronout You'd be surprised at how many people suck at detecting sarcasm and satire.

But they already have face recognition

@bigus-dickus haha..

@Stuxnet this was halarious.. I laughed my ass off 😂😂

@Stuxnet even i have million dollars.. I won't buy their shit 🌐🌐

@AleCx04 haha... Fuck

@Ellis invest your phone on librem phone.. You will get what you want..

@Ellis for an instance. I use blackberry though

@mahaDev exactly.. I loved windows phone a lot.. I still love it

@deruga yeah. But the point is. They are apple.. And they call themselves a innovators.. And I call them fucking morons..

its a new level of craziness by apple 😂😂🤣😂

so much power yet still no fart storage 😢

@vane but IT EXISTS already...

iCloud

😂😂😂😂

@vane haha. Fuck if it will happen then there petabytes of ass photo in there database 😂😂😂

@Intronout I am waiting for fartCloud

@apoorvakumar ASS (ass smell service)

SaaS = shit as a service
Or better: FaaS = farts as a service

@vane haha.. And how they will launch this as!! "We at apple do the innovation! So we are launching fart as a service.. Our team worked so hard smelling millions of farts just to make this happen"..

@bigus-dickus haha.. Wow man.. Same with me too

@apoorvakumar hope I would live long enough to see that moment so you can trick the brain to feel the smell differently using some phone application. That’s a multi billion industry.