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Fucking Brian should rather commit to something else: Commit to using his brain.
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Precommit hook fires —> check.sh
!#/usr/local/env bash
If [ ! -e ci.yml ]; then
Slackteam(“Brian is an idiot.”) -
Scipio6956yI don’t know. I kind of like Brian.
Holy shit, so much hate for Brian in the chat. I bet it’s awkward for any Brian’s out there.
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Me : Guys, the CI/CD pipeline is ready. ci.yaml is our config file, so don't remove it as the deployments will fail.
**10 seconds later**
slack: BUILD FAILED
Me: *Looks at git commits* "Brian removed ci.yaml
Wtf BRIAN!ππππ
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