CodesNotHot

5y

The reason why aliens are avoiding earth:
Me : Guys, the CI/CD pipeline is ready. ci.yaml is our config file, so don't remove it as the deployments will fail.
10 seconds later
slack: BUILD FAILED
Me: Looks at git commits "Brian removed ci.yaml

Wtf BRIAN!🖕🖕🖕🖕

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JustAnotherDevv

320

5y

Everyone hate you Brian
21

Root

83013

5y

Fuck Brian.
He's a bloody idiot.
25

PonySlaystation

21850

5y

Fucking Brian should rather commit to something else: Commit to using his brain.
15

rusty-hacker

3294

5y

Seriously Brian what the flipping fuck
12

Falk

313

5y

Brian you did bad and you should feel bad!
9

dejaime

354

5y

Brian...
8

bmk0314

15

5y

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
5

SnafuAI

687

5y

Well... it is a .yaml file and those should be deleted as soon as possible :D
6

Diactoros

1264

5y

Precommit hook fires —> check.sh
!#/usr/local/env bash
If [ ! -e ci.yml ]; then
Slackteam(“Brian is an idiot.”)
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nothappy

7379

5y

You had one job, Brain (no pun intended)
3

ScriptCoded

19290

5y

Good job Brian 😊👍
4

gsn16

951

5y

Brian, the earth is not flat
1

hckmar

282

5y

Ah!! we all have a Brian at work!! 😤
0

darkShadow07

657

5y

Why not have a git hook?
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nibor

4938

5y

Release Brian
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Scipio

695

5y

I don’t know. I kind of like Brian.

Holy shit, so much hate for Brian in the chat. I bet it’s awkward for any Brian’s out there.

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